Sans: Welp, my favorite color is blue.
Author-Chan: Mine is purple.
Sans: And uh, I'm 20 right now.
Author-Chan: Wow, really? I didn't know monsters have ages!
Sans: Well, I mean...we do but it's kinda different from human age. I just translated my actual age into human years.
Author-Chan: So what's your monster age?
Sans: If I told you, it wouldn't make a lot of sense, heheh.
Also, uhh...didn't...you kill Flowey?
Author-Chan: I did, but he's a monster with no soul.
Sans: He turned to dust, though.
Author-Chan: Guess I really soiled his roots!
Sans: Oh my god, I just realized I haven't made puns in a while.
Author-Chan: That's because things got crazy. Paps would be proud of you for not making puns.
Sans: Not making puns drove me bone-nanas!
Author-Chan: Oh my god Sans! -laughs- -kisses him- Hehe I love you, Sans.
Sans: -blushes deeply- Love ya too, doll.
