Sans: You kidding? I love my jacket! It....it's one of the only things that my dad gave to me before he disappeared into the void. I don't really have any other jackets to wear either, considering that we don't even have stores to buy clothes at in the underground.
Author-Chan: Really? Then how to so many monsters have clothes then?
Sans: Well, we had clothes before we got trapped down here. But, they were hard to come by, due to humans not really liking us in their "territory", as they call it.
Author-Chan: Huh. People can be so savage...
Sans: Yeah, but don't stress about it. Oh, and by the way, my monster age is....actually lower than 20.
Author-Chan: Tell me your monster age, damnit!
Sans: Okay okay, -giggles- I'm actually 18.
Author-Chan: Whaaaat? No way!!
Sans: Not lying.
Author-Chan: That's crazy...so Monster age is actually just Human age, but two years behind?
Sans: Kinda.