Sans: Oh, u-uh heh...I'm already dating Author-Chan so...
Author-Chan: I think they mean if I wasn't dating you.
Sans: Well, then...I mean Tori is nice, and she can make some good puns and jokes. But, I wouldn't date her. She's a good friend though! Hell, she's awesome, but I don't see myself dating her.
Author-Chan: So does that mean you would still date me?
Sans: -giggles- Yes, it does, silly.
Author-Chan: Okay, well let's just stand back from the people who ship you with her.
Sans: Ohh....right.....f**k.
