Author-Chan: You kidding?! I fucking love cupcakes! They're one of my favorite sweets! [takes a bite of the cupcake, frosting now all over her mouth]
Sans: *who doesn't love cupcakes? don't get me wrong, i still love my ketchup. but cupcakes are pretty damn good, too. also, can we talk about the size of this thing? it's bigger than my head. [laughs]
Author-Chan: But that's the beauty of it! Everything is more delicious if it's bigger!
Sans: *oh my god you have frosting all over your face. [laughs even more]
Author-Chan: Whatever! Come eat this with me before I eat it all!
