Still Cartman's P.O.V
I knocked on Kyle's door. To later see Kyle answer. As soon as he saw me his expression changed into a frown. "Haven't you done enough fatass?" He asked. "Look Kyle I need to talk to you about y/n" I said. It took a while but Kyle stepped aside to let me in, and we went into his room.
"I thought that just maybe... Maybe you wouldn't break her... But boy, was I wrong!" Kyle said. (Awww he's your protective big bro so kawaiiiii!!!!) "L-Look Kyle I... I didn't mean to... It... It-" "IT WHAT JUST SPAT OUT? NO CARTMAN THATS NOT HOW THIS WORKS!" Kyle yelled. I broke into tears. "I.. I didn't know! I'm sorry y/n I'm soo sorry! Its just every time I'm around you I have butterflies in my stomach and when you're sad my heart shaders. If this is love... I... I fucking hate it!!"
Kyle's P.O.V
I was taken aback by Cartman's sudden outburst. Partly because he was crying and partly because he asked "if this is love?".
"Cartman this is not love. This is heartbreak. Love is the butterflies in your stomach, Cartman." I said. "There is nothing you can do now... Let her calm down for a bit." Cartman whipped his tears and sniffles. "Now get out..." I said, trying to stay calm. He seemed taken aback. "W-What?" He muttered in suprise. "Cartman get out" I said. Then he nodded sadly and left. As soon as the door closed I got a text from y/n.
Can we talk?
Why do they all come to me?
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Cartman X Reader
FanfictionOk so y/n has been in South Park ever since 5th grade and has grew a liking to the fatty Eric Cartman. Now in 9th grade starting highschool they have been friends for what... 4 years now! With Kyle and Y/f (your friend) by her side to help her every...
