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Captain America ~
Him: 😜😘

You: okay dad love you too

Him:🙊🙉

You: dad stop!

Him: 😱

You: I'm at school!!

Hawkeye~
Him: if you where walking and people where throwing rocks at you and you fell on your butt would that make you stoned off your butt ?

Iron-man~
You: dad I'm hungry daddy will you feed me daddy get me food please

Him: text me agin and I will stuff you into a Iron-man suit

You: I'm telling mom

Black widow~
Her: you better be in bed by the time I am home

You: what if I'm not ?

Her: you will be grounded for a long while

(Y/n) is not able to get to the phone  

Thor~
You: love you daddy

Him: love you too smiley face

You: you still don't know how to use emojis do you?

Him: nope

Pietro~
You: papa you keep Runnin' runnin' runnin' runnin' from your heart

Him: oh gosh stop singing that song!

Wanda~
You: mom uncle Pietro is being chased

Her: by who!?

You: a rabbit

Her: why?

You: I have no idea

Spider-Man~
Him: (y/n) ?

You: yes daddy?

Him: why is your bedroom light on its 5am

You: in studying gtg

Him: don't you dare leave

Him:.... You left

Hulk~ (you called him)

You: daddy!!!

Him: what ?what's wrong!

You: there's a spider!

Him: a spider....where are you

You: in bed help its huge
...help

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