(BRUH IM WATCHING THE ORIGINALS AND FREAKING DAHLIA KILLED AIDEN SORRY FOR THE SPOILER BUT IM CRYING MY HEART HURTS OH GOD THAT SENTENCE WAS EVIL WHY DID I SAY MY HEART AIVFOIEFVSHDVFH JOSH DON'T CRY WHAT THE FACK IS GOING ON HOLY FACK. WHAT THE FACKING FACK OK SORRY IM WRITING.... HOLY FACKING FACK. JOSH DONT CRY BBY ITS GONNA BE OK I LOVE YOU AISBAIRB. OH WAIT HE LOVES AIDEN OH SHIT KILL ME PLEASE. WHAT THE FUCK)
Harry:
Y/N, did you take my broom
noooo
Y/n..
i did nothing
you're breathing. that's doing something ;)
stop being literal you lard
you love it
i hate you
i'll bring food
hurry now, i have The Originals on Netflix
*Cries Cause I'm A Horrible Person Who Can't Cope With Life*
Ron:
So if i die my hair red, i'll become a Weasley, right ?
Oh dear, there's many more ways to become a Weasley ;)
And that is ?
If you turn around and say yes
What ?
Draco:
I bought you something
A unicorn ?
nooo
A puppy ?
close
come on, y/n, tell meeee
i brought Beyonce tickets :))
I LOVE YOU WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY
language, mister
WHERE. ARE. THE. BEYONCE. TICKETS
Downstairs in the fridge, ya lard. oh, and while you're there, can you bring me some Arizona tea.
...
Draco ? you there ?
draaacoo ??
I SNEEZED ON THE BEAT AND THE BEAT GOT SICKA
what have i done
Fred/George:
Group Convo
Ok I told you, don't eat my cereal
well, y/n, if Fred decided not to, we wouldn't be crying since there isn't any milk
well that's your fault, George
how is it mine ??
You chose to eat her bloody cereal
guys
I DID ?? REALLY
YES REALLY
umm guys
MAYBE IF YOU WEREN'T SO THICK HEADED
IF YOU DIDN'T LOOK FOR THE CEREAL WE WOULDN'T BE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION
GUYS THE MILK IS ON THE COUNTER
wait what
hold up
ITS BY THE FRIDGE YOU THICK HEADED LARDS
ohhh. hehe
sorry y/n. jajajaja
im gonna go die now. bye guys :)
Byee
Neville:
Y/N, where's my cardigan
don't you mean MY cardigan
are we gonna argue about this again ? finee whats the category ?
drinks. you start
pepsi
coke
sprite
butterbeer
lemonade
iced tea
rootbeer
mtn. dew
shit.
yes, Neville, we all drink shit on a daily basis..
didn't Crabbe do that once ?
Oliver:
MEATBALL
MEATBALL
SPAGHETTI UNDERNEATH
RAVIOLI
RAVIOLI
GREAT BARRIER REEF
*claps*
*claps*
NOT ME FORMULER PLANKTON
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Hello people of the fandom :))I dont know if this hashtag is true but, #RIPChristinaGrimmie. and if it is-
Apparently , she got shot at one of her performances. I remember watching her on the Voice and I mentally said "Holy shit she can sing"
Heaven recieved another angel
We all love you, Christina
-Poptart
*cries*
YOU ARE READING
Harry Potter Imagines
RandomShort (and maybe some long) imagines about my babes out there. NO LONGER UPDATING AS OF NOV 6, 2020