*during lunch*
Caspar stands at his locker with Zoe. "Okay now, this is important. Which do you like better?" He holds up two identical glamour model photos. In one, he's wearing a white shirt. In the other, he's in a black shirt. Zoe raises an eyebrow looking at each picture very thoughtfully. "Um, I think I like the white shirt better." Caspar nods thoughtfully looking at the picture. "Yeah. It's more.." "Pensive?" "Damn. I was going for thoughtful. So, you going to Ian's thing on Friday night?" "Yeah. I might. Haven't fully thought about it" He gives her his best flirtatious smile. "Good, 'cause, you know, I'm not gonna bother if you won't be there." The bell rings. "See you there." "Okay." "Bye." She walks away smiling happily to herself while blushing. Caspar turns to a mirror hanging in his locker and winks at himself, then unhappily adjusts an out-of-place hair.
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Zoe and Phil are taking a nice walk together with no one else around. "So have you heard about Ian's party?" Zoe looks towards him pouting. "Yes. And I really, really, really wanna go, but I can't. Not unless my sister goes." "Yeah I know. I'm workin' on that. But so far she's not goin' for my guy. He fishes for information." Phil looks at Zoe and clears his throat. "She's not a..." "Lesbian? No. I found a picture of Chris Evans in her drawer once, so I'm pretty sure she's not having same-sex feelings" "Okay. So that's the kind of guy she likes? Pretty guys?" "I don't know. All I've ever heard her say is that she'd die before dating a guy that smokes." "Okay. All right. What else?" Zoe stops walking and turns towards Phil with a raised eyebrow. "Are you asking me to investigate the inner workings of my sister's twisted mind? I don't think so." Phil shrugged putting his hands up defensively. "Well nothing else has worked. I mean, we need to go behind enemy lines here." Zoella nods her head seeing his point. "I got an idea "
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Zoe rifles through Y/N's drawers while Phil watches with interest. "Okay, here we go." As she names off pertinent discoveries, she hands them to Phil. "Class schedule, reading list, date book, coffee tickets, um, concert tickets. Ah ha! Black panties!" "What does that tell us?" "She wants to have sex some day, that's what." Phil's face turns red. "She could just like the color..." "You don't buy black lingerie unless you want someone to see it" "Oh. So, uh, can I see your room?" Zoe looks at Phil like he list his mind. "No. A girl's room is very personal." "Oh."
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10 Things I hate About You~ Dan x Reader ~ AU
FanfictionY/F/N is beautiful, smart and quite abrasive to most of her fellow teens, meaning that she doesn't attract many boys. Unfortunately for her younger sister, Zoe, house rules say that she can't date until Y/N has a boyfriend, so strings are pulled to...
