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[greenteagan]: hey Nettie can I practice dumb pick-up lines on u
[nettiebear]: sure, go ahead
[greenteagan]: just tell me what you think
[nettiebear]: you got it dude
[greenteagan]: if you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple ;)
[greenteagan]: i'm no photographer, but i can picture us together
[greenteagan]: are you a keyboard? because you're my type!
[greenteagan]: Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful!
[greenteagan]: Did you know that your body is made 70% of water? And now I'm thirsty.
[nettiebear]: omg those are all hilarious who are you using those on anyways?
[greenteagan]: you

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a/n: we've established teagan can't flirt

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