Northern Downpour (Underfell Sans x Reader)

County Fair!!!

Hello my little Berries!

Today I went to the fair for wristband night and I had a lot of fun!

I have a couple stories I would like to share with you so...

IT'S STORY TIME MOTHERFUCKERS!

SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND LET ME 'SPLAIN YOU A LITTLE THING!

1.) WE WERE ON THE ZIPPER AND I WAS SITTING ON THE END, KRISTI'S LITTLE COUSIN IN THE MIDDLE, THEN KRISTI ON THE OTHER END!  WE WERE ABOUT HALFWAY THROUGH THE RIDE AND THE CAR FLIPS (It's supposed to do that) AND KRISTI'S BAG HITS HER IN THE FACE!  SHE STARTS DIGGING THOUGH IT AND PROCEEDS TO PUT ON DEODORANT MID FLIP!

2.) KRISTI, AMIRA AND I BOUGHT PRIDE FLAGS AND WORE THEM AS CAPES!

3.) WE WENT ON FREAK OUT AND THE GIRL SITTING NEXT TO ME WOULDN'T STOP SCREAMING!

4.) WE WERE IN THE SHEEP/HORSE/BEEF BARN AND WE SAW A BABY BEEF COW NURSING FROM IT'S MOTHER AND IT WAS REALLY CUTE!

5.) WHILE IN LINE FOR ONE OF THE RIDES SOME FUCK BOYS FROM MY SCHOOL WALKED OVER AND STARTED BOOING AT US.  I ASKED WHAT THEY WERE BOOING AT AND THEY SAID OUR FLAGS.  THEY SAID GAY PEOPLE ARE SLUTS AND WHORES AND NEEDED TO DIE.  AND ME BEING THE OVER DRAMATIC ONE IN THE GROUP I STEPPED FORWARDS.  I CROSSED MY ARMS OVER MY CHEST AND SAID, "I'M BISEXUAL AND NOT EVEN I WOULD FUCK WHATEVER YOU ARE."  I SAID IT LOUD ENOUGH THAT EVERYONE LOOKED OVER.  MY FRIENDS MADE THE 'OOO' NOISE AND SOME RANDOM BLACK GUYS DID AS WELL AND IT WAS AWESOME!

6.) WE WERE GETTING LEMONADE AND THIS GROUP OF YOUNGER BOYS WERE NEXT TO US AND ONE OF THE KIDS HAD A FLAG LIKE OURS.  HE TURNED TO US FLAG IN HAND AND SAID, "THEY HAVE IT TOO!"  KRISTI WAS UPSET BECAUSE THEY WEREN'T TAKING THE FLAG SERIOUSLY.  AS WE WALKED AWAY I TURNED TO FIONA AND SAID, "YES.  BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY GAY!"

7.) WE WERE IN LINE FOR THE TILT-A-WHIRL AND A FIREWORK WENT OFF AND IT SOUNDED LIKE A BOMB SO EVERYONE SCREAMED AND SOME PEOPLE HIT THE GROUND.  IT WAS HONESTLY REALLY FUNNY BECAUSE EVERYONE WAS QUIET FOR A FEW SECONDS, THEN SCREAMED.  IT WAS A REALLY LOUD FIREWORK.  AND WE GOT ON THE RIDE JUST IN TIME FOR THE FIREWORKS TO START AND THEY WERE REALLY PRETTY.

8.) WE WENT ON ALL THE LITTLE KID RIDES AND WE GOT REALLY WEIRD LOOKS AND IT WAS A FUN!

9.) WE WENT ON THE CAROUSAL A BUNCH OF TIMES IN A ROW AND THE GUY WAS SO SICK OF US SCREAMING

10.) THE KID RIDES WERE RIGHT NEXT TO THE TRACTOR PULLS SO ALL THE EXHAUST WAS BLOWING OVER TO THE KIDS AND IT'S FINE THOUGH.  CAUSE WERE ALL GONNA DIE SOMEDAY.  WHY NOT MAKE IT TODAY AND BECAUSE OF LUNG CANCER?  LITERAL BLACK SMOKE.

Ok that is all the story time I have time for today!  Leave me suggestions down in the comments for this book because I am completely out of ideas.  What do you want to see next in the story?

Boi guys!

-Claire