Leo's pov~
They were on their honeymoon. Percy and Annabeth-smooching free for a week! But my good mood ended when I bumped into an Empousa. Good thing I had my hammer and a good old battle song in my head. "I am Kelli. I come to devour you!" Her talons grew and she bared her fangs.
I don't give a damn 'bout my bad reputation.
I wasn't winning. Work harder Joan!
You're living in the past, it's a new generation.
I hit her in the head. It didn't do much to her, but I did something.
Oop, oop, oop, opa gandam style.
What?
What does the fox say?!
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY BRAIN?!?
Ring ding ding ding ding gerding, gerding ding ding ding gerding
Stop!!
Blurred liiiines, hey hey hey,
I hit her again, by accident.
I stopped. This one wasn't changing like the others. I stopped and Kelli did too, waiting to see what I did. I dropped my hammer, and looked at her. She smiled and got ready to lunge. I took a deep breath and sang,
"AND I-E-I, WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOOOU!"
Kelli started to sing too. I slowly pulled a screw driver from my belt and threw it at her. She vaporized, too bad, though, she sung really well.
Btw I don't own pjo/hoo
