cleaning and almost death

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Okay so I said I wouldn't be online today but I must say a few things.

1. MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 7 DAYS YAY (UNINTENDED HORROR MOVIE REFERENCE LET'S HOPE I DON'T DIE ON MY BIRTHDAY LOL IDK)
2. I had to move back my birthday plans because my best friend won't be here for my actual birthday... that's why I won't be online today. And I won't be online tomorrow probably, or on my real, true birthday.
3. Since I had to move back my plans, I have to clean my whole house for everyone. It's taken me at least 10 hours to clean, and I'm not even done.
4. I was just vacuuming my stairs (they're carpet and my pets make everything really hairy so yee) and the FREAKING VACUUM UNPLUGGED AND STARTED TO FALL TOWARDS ME. I GOT RAN OVER. BY A VACUUM CLEANER. ON THE DAY THAT I'M HAVING BIRTHDAY PLANS.
5. I tried blocking it but that didn't work... now my right thumb is swelling up. Yay. This'll be fun to explain to my friends and fam... (Oh btw my fam ((only my parents tbh XD)) haven't been home much for yesterday and today due to work and my mom having bronchitis, a sinus infection, an ear infection in both ears, and pink eye... so yeah. I've had to clean by myself.)
6. It hurts to type on my phone and my laptop's dying so Imma stop writing now.

That is all.

(Originally posted on August 10)

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