anything and everything • randomness one

shoutout to people who cares about me lots

So uh
Introduce yourself to this faggot
PapaPatches
Real faggoty, don't worry about it tho
He may call you a Jew but it's okay just let him do his thing and tell me if he becomes feisty I will resolve the conflict
He's pretty feisty and vulgar too so yay
He can be a bit of a dink at times but plis don't anger the smol child who is much taller than me dammit give me your height you bitch I'm tired of being 5' fucking 2" you tall ass dick

Get used to him
He's the person I mention yet don't directly talk about in my bio
Have fun

Oh also he's writing some dorky Dark Souls fanfic
It's really good like dAYMN SON
I get to read it before it comes out because
Like
I'm his girlfriend and I like to pry into his life because I'm a "great" girlfriend
So yes
Give it a read, even if you aren't into Dark Souls
Not gonna spoil when, but there's a tiny little sex scene that gets cut off

Don't mind me shouting out these three I know in real life
MalPal05
NonyaBissnis
And, obviously, PapaPatches

Go love and support those fucksticks

K peace