Unknown: Hey :)
Hani: New phone who dis?
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A story in which Hani Park gets a text from a random number telling her they found it on a park bench and wanted to be friends.
(WARNING: terrible puns, even worse pickup lines, rejection and overal...
Hani: IS2FG I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND FEED YOU TO THE STRAY CATS IN THE STREET IF YOU DONT ANSWER IN THE NEXT 2 SECONDS
Ten: OHMYGOD WHAT DO YOU WANT??
Hani: Hey
Ten: THATS IT?! THATS ALL YOU WANTED TO SAY?!
Ten: FUCK OFF
Hani: Actually there's a thunderstorm outside and I wanted you to take my mind off of it but if that's too much effort I'll go and ask someone else...
Ten: DONT YOU DARE
Ten: GIVE ME 1 MIN
Ten:
Hani: Did you really just send me that?😂
Ten: I'm trying to be a good friend! Can you at least appreciate my effort?
Hani: Fine. Well done you made me feel better about the storm 👏🏻
Ten: Who are you and what have you done with the real Hani?
Hani: I'm talking to you, dipshit
Ten: Nvm, there you are
Ten: I thought you were someone else bc you were being nice for once
Hani: Wow thanks😑
Ten: You're welcome😊
Ten: Anyway can I ask you something?
Hani: Sure...should I be scared??
Ten: Nah
Ten: Send me a selfie???
Hani: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA
Hani: Wait...are you being serious??
Ten: Well yeah?¿?
Hani: As much as you annoy me I don't really want your phone to break
Ten: Please???
Hani: No
Ten: But Hani.....
Hani: No Ten
Ten: I'll spam you with messages unless you send me one
Hani: ...
Hani: Fine, asshat
Ten: 😊😊😊😊
Hani: K I'm about to send it...
Hani:
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Hani: SIKE
Hani: YOU THOUGHT
Ten: ....
Ten: I hate you
Hani: 😘😘😘😘
********* Idk if I wrote as much as normal but yeah.... Tbh this book is kinda based off of one of my group chats (the only things they do is talk shit about people, send memes and call each other daddy😷 I just silently observe them and contemplate life😂 But anyway, please nicely point out any mistakes 😊 Please vote and comment💕
