Unknown: Hey :)
Hani: New phone who dis?
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A story in which Hani Park gets a text from a random number telling her they found it on a park bench and wanted to be friends.
(WARNING: terrible puns, even worse pickup lines, rejection and overal...
Hani: Well that and the conversation we had last night.....
Hani: Does my spelling/grammar go out the window when I get drunk?
Teabag: Apparently so.
Teabag: It was a struggle trying to understand wtf you were saying
Hani: I'm sorry😕
Hani: But anyway
Hani: I would rather kms than move from my bed today but my mom wants me to go for a run with her
Teabag: Lmao you're gonna die
Hani: How do I politely tell her to fuck off and leave me to die in peace?
Teabag: There's no polite way of saying that
Hani: Dammit
Teabag: But I have something that can get you through your day
Hani: More alcohol?
Teabag: No, you alcoholic
Hani: Fml
Hani: What then?
Teabag: well y'know How I told you I was Ten from NCT??
Hani: Ughhhh not this again
Hani: You're not ten!
Teabag: But I am!
Teabag: Wait a minute
Teabag:
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Teabag: See? I told you they were okay
Hani: Are you a one of those crazy stalker fans??
Hani: How tf did you get that picture????
Teabag: HANI! I! AM! TEN!
Hani: TEN! NO! YOU'RE! NOT!
Teabag: Is2fg how do I prove it to you????
Hani: Idk man you just aren't Ten
Teabag: I give up
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@ SM...Y'ALL BETTER SQUARE UP. LET MY BOYS OUT OF THE DUNGEON Sorry...I just love my smol beans a lot. And also sorry for this being so short. I was having major writers block... Please nicely point out any mistakes Vote and comment💕
