Unknown: Hey :)
Hani: New phone who dis?
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A story in which Hani Park gets a text from a random number telling her they found it on a park bench and wanted to be friends.
(WARNING: terrible puns, even worse pickup lines, rejection and overal...
Photo credits go to @/heybiblee on Instagram. She is goals👌🏻okay enjoy *******
Hani: Hey hoe do you think this is good enough to put on instagram or should I just wrap myself in tin foil and shove myself into the oven?
Hani:
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Hani: SHIT
Hani: TEABAG PRETEND THAT I NEVER SENT YOU THAT
Hani: THAT DIDNT HAPPEN
Teabag: DIDNT SEE WHAT?! STFU SO I CAN SCROLL BACK UP AND LOOK
Hani: NO
Hani: PLZ DONT
Hani: I'LL ACTUALLY KMS
Teabag: DAMN DUDE DONT DO THAT. I KINDA NEED YOU
Hani: WELL DONT LOOK AT WHAT I SENT YOU
Teabag: STFU NOW I WANT TO SEE
Hani: NO YOU'LL NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN
Teabag: WELL NOW IM REALLY INTRIGUED
Teabag: I HAVE TO LOOK AT IT
Teabag: PLEASE DONT KYS
Hani: I HATE YOU
Teabag: ....
Teabag: Holy fucking shit
Teabag: What a time to be straight
Teabag: You're literally ethereal
Teabag: How are you real?
Teabag: How did I end up talking to someone as beautiful as you?
Hani: STOP
Teabag: I CANT. ITS AS IF YOU WERE CREATED BY THE GODS THEMSELVES AND SENT DOWN FROM HEAVEN
Teabag: That must be it....
Teabag: You're my guardian angel, aren't you?
Hani: No, shithead
Hani: I'm here to annoy you and make you become literal trash...like myself
Teabag: STOP
Teabag: LOOK IN THE MIRROR
Teabag: 10/10🔥
Teabag: HAHAHAHHA SEE WHAT I DID THERE?
Hani: STFU TEABAG IS2FG
Teabag: JSKANDKABSKDNSKA
Teabag: HOW TF DID TEN END UP WITH SOMEONE LIKE YOU?!?!?
Teabag: YOURE HOT
Hani: WELL HELLO TO YOU TOO
Teabag: SORRY, HEY IM MARK
Teabag: BTW I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT TEN IS PRETTY MUCH DOING CARTWHEELS WHILST SCREAMING "GOD IS REAL. GOD IS GREAT. GOD GOT ME A PERFECT MATE."
Hani: Ewwwwwww why's he like this
Teabag: He honestly has the biggest crush on you
Teabag: Idk if it's disgusting or cute tbh
Teabag: OH SHIT GTG TALK AGAIN SOON
Teabag: KANSKABXKSBJ
Teabag: Plz pretend you didn't read what Mark just sent you
Hani: I'm kinda flattered actually....
Hani: But why does your friend also have the same name as someone in NCT
Hani: I mean I know a lot of guys have the name Mark but not so much in Korea??
Hani: Are you even there?
Hani: Oh great you've ditched me again
Hani: Well fuck you too
Hani: Coffee would never treat me like this.....
******* First of all thank you all so much for 200+ reads! What the fuck....how has my shitty book got this much attention in such a short space of time?? Secondly, I've started writing book two in the social media series (even though it's not really social media) so I'll either post the start of that soon or post it once I'm finished with iMessage Anyway, I tried to make this chapter longer as I'm the worst for updating (bless you all for staying with me this far) so it's kinda like a "thank you" and a "sorry" in one? But yeah....ily❤️️ Vote and comment🔥
