(Hani has changed Ten to Teabag)
Hani:
I NEED YOU GIRL~
Teabag:
Same
Hani:
ROLL LIKE A BUFFALO
Hani:
Quick question before I carry on
with my karaoke session, can buffalo
actually roll or were Exo talking shit like usual??
Teabag:
Jfc you need help
Hani:
But anyway back to what I was doing
Hani:
I TELL THEM STFU AND SUCK
MY DICK
Teabag:
Oh wow....you're classy
Hani:
ITS A SONG BY TYGA FFS IM
NOT A GUY HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO HAVE A DICK?!
Teabag:
I don't know whether to roll my
eyes or join in tbh
Hani:
Join the dark side
Teabag:
If you're there I would rather not
Hani:
You've been talking to me too much
Teabag:
???????
Hani:
You've turned into a cheeky
little shit
Teabag:
I've always been "a cheeky little shit"
Hani:
r00d
Hani:
OHMYGOD
Teabag:
Whats happened now?
Hani:
MY BABIES DEBUTED AND
IM STILL NOT OVER IT
Teabag:
...you have kids?
Hani:
NO OMG MY SMOL SONS
THAT DESERVE ALL THE
HAPPINESS AND LOVE IN
THE WORLD
Teabag:
...???
Hani:
NCT DREAM DIPSHIT
Hani:
I LOVE THEM
Hani:
I FEEL LIKE A PROUD MOTHER
Hani:
I DONT THINK YOU
UNDERSTAND THE AMOUNT
OF PRIDE I HAVE FOR THEM
Hani:
IM NOT EMOTIONALLY STABLE
Hani:
NOW THEY JUST NEED TO LET
MY BOYS JOHNNY, HANSOL
AND KUN OUT THE BASEMENT
AND EVERYTHING WILL
BE GREAT
Hani:
Wait a second
Hani:
.....
Hani:
You have the same nickname as
one of the members of NCT....
Hani:
That's weird....
Hani:
Are you still there teabag?
Or did I scare you off with
my fangirling?
Teabag:
I'm here
Teabag:
That's so weird
Teabag:
Wtf
Teabag:
I bet I'm more handsome than him though
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