Hani:
Walk a mile in my crocs
Teabag:
Wtf Hani
Teabag:
Are you okay?
Hani:
Wafermelon are fifjting
outsifw mg door
Teabag:
Watermelon are fighting
outside your door?
Teabag:
What drugs did you take?
Hani:
Idk
Hani:
All I remember is
dribking clear liqhid that
tasgted almost as bitter
as I feel
Teabag:
You drank straight vodka?!
So you're drunk???
Hani:
Does a bear shit in the woods???
Teabag:
Goddammit....
Teabag:
YOU'RE UNDERAGE
Hani:
Shhhhh no 1 needs 2 no
Hani:
U know somrntning...
Teabag:
What???
Hani:
I realty like hqvjng u as a friend
Teabag:
I really like having you as a
friend too but are you okay?
Hani:
I know I'm a bicyh 2 u but I'm
just trying 2 hide the fact that
I enjoy taljing 2 u
Hani:
It kinda makes me sad that
I'll never meet u tbh
Teabag:
As much as I appreciate
you telling me this can you
please tell me if you're okay??
Hani:
The mothership is takinf
me away??????
Teabag:
HANI!
Hani:
Ahhhh y r u shoutinf I can't
read that loud
Teabag:
That made no sense whatsoever
Hani:
OHHHHH SHIF NY SONG IS OB
Hani:
I'M STILL JEN Y FRON THE BLOCK
Teabag:
Has your mom picked you up??
Hani:
Sí
Hani:
She's pisswf
Hani:
Help
Teabag:
That's your own fault, idiot
Hani:
Hey☹️
Hani:
That was meen☹️
Teabag:
But true
Teabag:
How did you even get this wasted in the first place???
Hani:
It's my friebds burfday parrrty
Hani:
She's old now
Hani:
Stil not as old as u tho
Teabag:
Idk if i like the drunk you
Teabag:
I suppose you're nicer when you're wasted but still....
Hani:
U deserve bettr than me
Teabag:
Where's this all this coming from??
Hani:
Ur relly nice and kind n shit
and I'm just rood
Teabag:
True, but that's half your charm
Hani:
Half????
Teabag:
Yeah the other half is your looks😉
Hani:
U havnt seen me idiot
Teabag:
I will soon enough though
Hani:
Wot
Teabag:
It's only a matter of time until I see a selfie
Hani:
I wont send u 1 untij u send me 1
Teabag:
That's all it takes to get you to
send me a selfie???
Hani:
Sure
Teabag:
YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME
THIS BEFORE
Hani:
Ahhhh capitalks again I can't
read that loud
Hani:
I only decidbd tonight
Teabag:
WELL DAMN
Teabag:
I'll send you one when you're sober
Hani:
I'm sovdr jst now????
Teabag:
Really??? You haven't went a
sentence without fucking
up somewhere
Hani:
Thjs is a ju g ment free zone
Hani:
Y u always hatin'???
Teabag:
I could never hate you
Hani:
C wot I meen?????
Hani:
Ur 2 nice
Hani:
I h8 u
Hani:
Omg jks plz don't leave
Teabag:
I won't leave you
Hani:
😭❤️️
Teabag:
Are you home yet??
Hani:
Yeh....
Hani:
I'm going 2 sleep bc I feel sik
Hani:
G'night Tator tot❤️️
Teabag:
Goodnight Babe❤️️
Teabag:
Please make sure to eat something when you get up and drink lots of water❤️
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I wrote this at 4am so please forgive me if I found some of it funny.
Hani's texts may or may not be based on personal experience(😳)
Anyway, nicely point out any mistakes like usual!
Vote and comment as well please💕
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