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Private group chat: Scary Bitches

Emmy Hoe added (xxx) xxx-xxxx to the group
Emmy Hoe changed the nickname for (xxx) xxx-xxxx to Evan's Bae

Mista Steal the Fans:
You fucking didn't!

Nice nickname Evan
Is Emmy Hoe Sarah??

Emmy Hoe:
That's me, s'up?

Omg I'm fangirling so hard

Sideburns:
Who's this?

Gay Spock:
New phone who dis?

Okay I'm assuming Sideburns is Wes and Gay Spock is Zachary??

Gay Spock:
Bingo. And who is you?

Lil Farmiga:
Evan's bae, obvs

Taissa!!

Lil Farmiga:
Jasper!!

New Fuck:
CUBA!

Lil Farmiga:
Stfu OJ you're ruining a perfect moment

Cuba Gooding Jr?
Is this cause you're in People v OJ with Sarah?
Also love that show sm, Sarah you deserved the Emmy

Emmy Hoe:
I love her

New Fuck:
If I tell you why I'm here, I'd have to kill you

Emmy Hoe:
He really got into the character of OJ

Other Hot Gay:
NOT OKAY SARAH!!!

1. Y'all should tell me
2. Which hot gay is this?

Mista Steal the Fans:
He's gonna be in season 6

New Fuck:
EVAN!!!

Hot Gay #1:
Well this is Cheyenne soo

I won't tell anyone Cuba promise 😂
So the other issssss Matt?

Other Hot Gay:
Ding we have a winner

Omg Matt adopt me please

Other Hot Gay:
Sure thing beautiful

Omg bless
Jasper Bomer
It's perfect

Chocolate Queen:
Alright so what's your story Jasper??

Mista Steal the Fans:
Omg y'all are so extra please stop
Don't scare my friend away

Queen Gaga:
We deserve to know

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