clarity § evan peters

32. instagram

jassyhay:

jassyhay: one final family meal before my brother is married!!!

tagged: dustyhayes, terryhayes

209 likes II 312 comments

taissafarmiga: excuse me??? Did you go get pizza???? Without????? Me??????

jassyhay: taissafarmiga what part of *family meal* did you not understand?

taissafarmiga: I may not be blood family, but Terry is most definitely my daddy 😏

jassyhay: taissafarmiga gET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE RN

dustyhayes: what kind of people do you hang out with Jas??

taissafarmiga: the best kind 💁

jassyhay: taissafarmiga WE ARE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE

taissafarmiga: that's alright, I'll be your mom instead 😘

jassyhay: kendrickwilde TAME YO WOMAN

kendrickwilde: taissafarmiga please stop teasing the Jasper while she's trying to have a good time

taissafarmiga: kendrickwilde sorry sweetheart, I'm just salty she didn't invite me for pizza

kendrickwilde: taissafarmiga if you're still around come over to mine for pizza. I'll text you my address

jassyhay: would you look at that? A ship has sailed on my post ⛵

terryhayes: do I wanna know what she was talking about earlier?

jassyhay: terryhayes DAD GET OFF THE INTERNET RN

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jassyhay:

jassyhay: he'S GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW!!!!

tagged: dustyhayes

207 likes II 300 comments

parksnnat: my man 💙💙

dustyhayes: parksnnat my girl 💕

jassyhayes: my lunch 😷

evantatekylejimmyrory: Jasper is me

jasperxevan: I don't even know Dustin and Nat and I already ship them so much #dat

parksnnat: jasperxevan we're the og ship

payesiscutest: how come Evan hasn't commented in a while?

americanpetersstory: ^^^ he hasn't commented since he deleted his comment like two days ago. Where that boi at?

terryhayes: I'm proud of you son. You're going to make a great husband

jassyhay: terryhayes you gotta @ him dad

terryhayes: how do I do that?

jassyhay: terryhayes ......forget it

taissafarmiga: honestly tho, I love Terry

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dustyhayes:

dustyhayes: when you're spillin that good tea

tagged: jassyhay

50 likes II 40 comments

kendrickwilde: why are you drinking tea with pizza?

jassyhay: kendrickwilde because we went for tea AFTER the pizza you doofus

kendrickwilde: jassyhay wow rude

parksnnat: 😮 there's tea? I love spilling tea!!!!

hayesfamrgoals: omg what's she gossiping about??

americanpetersstory: is it about Evan? Is there tea about Evan?!

jassyhay: americanpetersstory hayesfamrgoals that's for me to know and y'all to never find out

americanpetersstory: definitely about Evan

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adygaga:

ladygaga: happened to run into this sexy thing while going to visit my dear friend 😍

tagged: terryhayes

490k likes II 509k comments

mothermonster: damn who dat 👀

queengaga: oh why helloooooo

thecountessgaga: new man gaga? He's dreamy 😅

jassyhay: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY FATHER?!?!?!?!?! FANGIRLS ARE STARTING TO FOLLOW HIM LIKE CRAZY!!!!

terryhayes: it was nice to meet you Stefani

taissafarmiga: jassyhay looks like Gaga is gonna be your new mama

jassyhay: ......gotta Zayn