You entered your bedchambers, sighing in content. Your silky red robe, lined with fancy white faux fur kept you warm throughout your stay with your cousin Misha here in Russia. Of course, living in the mountains gets a little lonely. And lately you've had a huuuuuuge crush on Misha's hunky machine gun- Sasha.
Her beautiful curves, cutting edge warfare technology, her bravery in battle, her finely welded steel parts, and oh!~ the way she hummed when you turned her on. ;)
She currently sat on your bed, draped in only underwear and a thin bra. You walked over and started stroking her metal. You slowly undressed, and with the silkiest tone you could muster, you said,
"NEIN!!!1!!!!1!!1!1!!2!2!!1!1!1!3!1!2" and your butt blew up flinging you to Australia where you watched the Wiggles(TM) Live with Medic who kept singing the Dora song for some reason even tho he's not even Spanish
Dude he's GERMANNNNNNN
YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS MEDIC
I MEAN, YOU ARE YOURSELF SO OBVIOUSLY YOU SHOULD REALIZE AT ONE POINT OR ANOTHER YOUR OWN ETHNIC---
Lol
You thought---!
YOU THOUGHT--!!!
I mean unless you actually literally want me to do this... XD
That'd, uhm... that'd be a lil' weird though..
New actual chapters coming soon! I promise. Also, while I'm here... 21K F***IN VIEWS HOLY SH*T----
HOW LONG WAS I GONE
THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH /)030)
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH--
Anyways,
If I get ten people to comment
HERE
I will finish this chapter XD
I swear to god if I actually have to do this though--
YOU ARE READING
Tf2 X Reader (One Shots)
FanfictionI will be doing a series of one shots. I take requests! Please, request a scenario, and I will do it! :D No smut though, I want it pg here. But of course, there WILL be some swearing. Oh, and one more thing, I will be doing requests in the order the...
