Funny thoughts

Ant

The ant had a rant....

...strange. .. it was wearing pants

a work overall too....

I just knew it was a funny ant....

loudly panting.... breathless ....it's rants..

of food going scant.....

in the long bare pantry...

of which it was the sentry...

earlier ..the ant said there was food plenty....

it was disappearing silently....

the ant thought the bugs were the guilty....

those squirming balls of yellow bugs....

who didn't give a shrug....

about the hard work ....ants had to drudge....

so....the ant in the pants....

got a spade....

to give the bugs a whalloping....

to send them galloping

in the other direction....

but....the bugs were smarter....

sneakily put sugar in the pockets of

the ant in the pants.....

the ant went crazy drooling over the sugar..

did not bother the bugs any more ..

He is a no show.....

while the bugs have a go......

at the food in the store......

so much for the ranting ant in pants......:)