Jason's letter:
Dearest Santa,
Quit slacking off.
I asked for a hot wheels car two years ago, and you got me a shirt.
So last year I asked for a hot wheels car again, and you got me some pants.
So this year I am asking for a hot wheels car again, and I if I get any clothes-related items this year, there will be consequences.
Cassie's Letter:
Yo, Santa!
What's bumping, Man? Look, I know you are like, super busy and all, so I'll make it easier for you. All I want is eighty million dollars. Too much? You're right. Let's make it 5 thousand. Merry Christmas!
PS. Don't give Kenzie anything. If she tells you she's been good, she's lying.
Kenzie's letter:
Dear Gift-bringer,
I am expecting a vast amount of gifts this year.
Luke's letter:
Dear Santa,
I am so sorry for what I did. I thought I could be good for a whole week, but it seemed I did not succeed. I will try harder next year. Can I get presents anyway?
My Letter:
Dear Santa,
How are you doing on the presents? My mother said you would not be coming due to the results of the presidential election, but I still believe in you. For Christmas, I want a boyfriend. I think I would also like a second boyfriend, in case the first one runs away. Merry holidays, old man! How old are you, anyway?
MERRY CHRISTMAS GUYS!!! (Or other holiday celebrations)
I AM SO HAPPY TDSK HAS GOTTEN A MILLION READS, I LOVE YOU SEXY FISHES SO MUCH!!
Question of the day: Which letter seems like one YOU would have written?
HAVE LOVELY HOLIDAYS!!!!
YOU ARE READING
Those Darn Sexy Kidnappers
WerewolfCassie Claire was in for quite the pickle. She and her bevy of BFFs decide to go to the store one morning, but little did she know that she was about to meet one sexy, sexy man. Like in a romance movie, they locked eyes, and the whole world came to...
