fuckboy // BU x Reader

.: ten :.

ur daddy: yALL ARE SO ANNOYING

pwussi boy dallon: wait who

ur daddy: Y/N AND BRENDON

me: what

ur daddy: I SEE U FUCKS HOLDING HANDS IN THE HALLWAY AND SHIT ALL THE TIME

pwussi boy dallon: HAHAHAHA RYANS JEALOUS

ur daddy: swiggity swomit i want to vomit

daddy brendon: LMAO @ DALLON

me: what a time to be alive

ur daddy: lmao im so bored

pwussi boy dallon: lmao im bouta smash

me: lmao why am i here tho

daddy brendon: bc i want you in here duh

me: y'all are fuckboys

ur daddy: what im not a fuckboy

me: sounds like something a fuckboy would say

pwussi boy dallon: i love getting blowjobs :))

daddy brendon: me too @ y/n

me: no

daddy brendon: :(

daddy brendon: i did something for you

me: maybe tomorrow

daddy brendon: wAIT REALLY

me: sure

daddy brendon: hOLY FUCK IM HYPED

ur daddy: does anyone know any hoes for me to smash ?

me: why don't you talk to the cheerleaders lmao

ur daddy: u rite