you have changed the group name to dumb fucks
me: y'all can't even get mad cuz you know it's true
ur daddy: yeah she's right
pwussi boy dallon: YALL I GOT A PRIZE IN MY CEREAL BOX
me: it's 2am
pwussi boy dallon: IT'S A CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF SPIDERMAN
daddy brendan: you're 17 years old for fucks sake
j(ho)enna mcdougall: SPIDERMANNNNNN
chris motiontits: oh god
chris motiontits: why are you even awake
vinny is annoying: why are you awake bro
h dog: we're on facetime :)))
chris motiontits: i'm fuckin tireddddd
h dog: but i can't sleep so he said he'd stay up with me :-)))
me: AWWWW
me: BRENDON DOES THAT WITH ME :))))
daddy brendon: well i normally sneak into her house lol
h dog: my parents would flip their shit lol
me: my parents are oblivious bless
ur daddy: affection
ur daddy: yucky
the OG plug: ^^^
ur daddy: don't agree with me
the OG plug: :(
h dog: /1 image attached
h dog: he's a sweetheart i swear
fuck you ryan: yeah maybe to you
chris motiontits: yes only to her
me: AWWW SO CUTE
me: /1 image attached
me: THIS WAS LIKE TWO HOURS AGO BUT WE STAN
daddy brendon: we made out :)))
ur daddy: yuckyyyyyyyyyy
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