fuckboy // BU x Reader

.: fifty-eight :.

chris motiontits: well...

ur daddy: yes???

h dog: we went on date #2...

chris motiontits: it appears that i like halle...

h dog: he even said it outloud...

daddy brendon: you're giving y/n a seizure

h dog: then he proceeded to ask me to be his girlfriend...

chris motiontits: then she proceeded to say yes...

fuck you ryan: AW CHRIS IS CAPABLE OF LOVE

vinny is annoying: MAYBE HE'LL BE NICE TO US NOW

chris motiontits: never in a million fucking years

fuck you ryan: :((

daddy brendon: WE WERE GONNA FUCK AND THEN Y/N JUST HAD TO CHECK HER PHONE

daddy brendon: SHE'S CRYING AND SCREAMING DIFFERENT SHIP NAMES FUCK YOU ALL

lesbian lynn: this is healthy

natural blue: she better be screaming gawsten somewhere in that mix or im gonna have to throw hands

daddy brendon: SHE'S YELLING GUNNDOUGALL, GAWSTEN, AND I QUOTE "WHATEVER THE FUCK CHRIS AND HALLE'S SHIP NAME IS"

chris motiontits: i suggested we kept it secret for a bit but noooooo

h dog: i'm happy about it so i wanted people to know :((

chris motiontits: i know but these assholes are insane

pwussi boy dallon: man you are fuckin mean

chris motiontits: it's what i do my guy

ur daddy: lol titties

me: yo what the fuck

j(ho)enna mcdougall: YOU HEARD THE MAN

j(ho)enna mcdougall: TITTIES

mitty: TITTIES

lesbian lynn: TITTIES

daddy kellin: TITTIES

daddy brendon: TITTIES

the OG plug: TITTIES

ur daddy: anddddd now it's ruined 

the OG plug: fuck yall

pwussi boy dallon: im surprised you haven't left yet

ur fav aussie: ^^^factuals

sax god: christian no

the OG plug: i ain't no pussy ass bitch

daddy brendon: i have successfully consoled y/n

daddy brendon: she is no longer screaming various ship names

me: where's the sex you mentioned earlier??????

ur daddy: gross

sax god: y'all are right next to each other eye-
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i still have no idea how to end this. pls send help lol
-halle