ur fav aussie: GUYS
j(ho)enna mcdougall: noBODY CARES CHANGE YOUR DISPLAY NAME
ur fav aussie: I GOT MY NOSE PIERCED
h dog: and i was there supporting him through it all :)
ur fav aussie: be careful y'all she's mad she's only 16 and can't get one cuz her mom won't let her
h dog: FUCK YOU
ur daddy: i thought you had your nose pierced???? you're always wearing a hoop??
h dog: IT'S FAKE CUZ MY MOM WON'T LET ME JKFLLBFSKL
fuck you ryan: that's tea
the OG plug: now that i'm graduated i can focus on my rapping career
me: HAHHHAHA YOUR WHAT?????
daddy brendon: oh god
daddy brendon: anyways y/n is staying at my house for a week cuz her parents went on a "second honeymoon"
me: we're a day in and brendon's family doesn't hate me yet!! its great
mitty: wow ok
sax god: big guyyyyy
pwussi boy dallon: THAT MEANS WE CAN'T BULLY COLSON IRL ANYMORE NOOOOO
ur daddy: ur late to the graduation talk
h dog: FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THAT
h dog: CHRISTIAN IS GONNA LEAVE ME FOR COLLOEGE
ur fav aussie: you can't even spell college i-
h dog: SHUT UP I AM ENRAGED
sax god: its ok!! christian can't go to college because of our secret band that we never mentioned!!!
mitty: hahahahhahhaha
h dog: hahahahahhaha i forgot about that i feel better
sax god: YOU TOLD HER??
ur fav aussie: SHE'S MY GF DUH LOL
natural blue: y'all are a huge ass mess
geoff the wig: you literally cried yesterday because you thought someone drank your last orange juice then you found it and stopped crying but then cried over how good it tasted
natural blue: WHY WOULD YOU EXPOSE ME LIKE THAT FUCKING HELL MAN
vinny is annoying: vinny and i are also in a band
me: nobody fucking asked
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ok i think i know where this book is going but still no actual plot lol
-halle
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Fanfiction• awsten knight: natural blue -> grape boy • brendon urie: daddy brendon • christian anthony: ur fav aussie • clinton cave: sax god • dallon weekes: pwussi boy dallon • geoff wigington: geoff the wig • jenna mcdougall: j(ho)enna mcdougall • kelli...
