fuckboy // BU x Reader

.: fifty-two :.

h dog: hi friends

fuck you ryan: you are so damn bipolar on your finsta

h dog: how so

fuck you ryan: you literally posted something about wanting to be alone forever and then the next day you posted about how you wanted a boyfriend

h dog: i-

ur daddy: FOR REAL MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND

me: ITS DAY 5 AT BRENDONS

daddy brendon: babyyyyyyy

me: im baby goddamnit

h dog: see that's what i want

vinny is annoying: yoo i can hook you up with my friend chris

h dog: eh

fuck you ryan: he's tall and goth

h dog: wAIT IS HE CHRIS CERULLI

vinny is annoying: yes indeed he is

h dog: SET ME THE FUCK UP

ur daddy: MATCHMAKING IS MY THING FUCK YOU RYAN AND VINNY

vinny is annoying: I THOUGHT RYANS STICK TOGETHER

ur daddy: NOT WHEN THEY'RE STEALING MY MATCHMAKING JOB FUCK YOU

h dog: do you even know chris

ur daddy: no i do not

ur daddy: i see your point

me: ryan you didn't get me and brendon together

ur daddy: i mean i kinda did when i clearly remember saying u should date me and then you said "i'd rather date brendon"

daddy brendon: damn he's got a point

ur daddy: HAHAHA IM RIGHT YES

natural blue: i cried about orange juice again

geoff the wig: AWSTEN ITS 2 IN THE MORNING

natural blue: I LOVE ORANGE JUICE

geoff the wig: it's actually spelled Geoff but whatever floats your boat

j(ho)enna mcdougall: ya know that porn that's a meme where the guy is like "this isn't a beach this is a bathtub"?

pwussi boy dallon: who doesn't know it?????

j(ho)enna mcdougall: yeah lynn just fuckin did that to me IN THE SHOWER

lesbian lynn: young love at its peak :)

daddy kellin: wait why are y'all in the shower at

lesbian lynn: we do the sex in there while jenna's family peacefully sleeps

daddy kellin: as gordan ramsay would say, finally, some good fucking food
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im sorry i couldn't help it i am garbage for chris motionless fight me. also i realize this book has such an odd mix of band members (plus my garbage self lol). if anyone has any suggestions for this book i would greatly appreciate it. thank you :)

-halle