fuckboy // BU x Reader

.: twenty-eight :.

*[a/n] ok i know this is supposed to be on Snapchat but im changing it so it's on kik lmao*

lesbian lynn: i just got detention shoot me

me: what the hell did you do

lesbian lynn: i got asked to do a problem on the bored and when i got up kellin quinn was like "daaaamn" and then i had the expo marker for the whiteboard and then i wrote "IM GAY FOR JENNA MCDOUGALL" on the board in all caps #noregrets

pwussi boy dallon: HAHAHAHA IM ADDING KELLIN

lesbian lynn: DALLON NO

pwussi boy dallon: DALLON YES

daddy kellin had joined the chat, invited by pwussi boy dallon

daddy brendon: change your display name fuckhead

daddy kellin: no fuck you

pwussi boy dallon: BATTLE OF THE FUCKBOYS II

ur daddy: YES

me: YES

daddy brendon: NO MORE BATTLE OF THE FUCKBOYS

lesbian lynn: im probably just gonna skip detention and they won't do anything about it lmao

j(ho)enna mcdougall: true

lesbian lynn: jenna do you take chem ?

j(ho)enna mcdougall: yea

lesbian lynn: what period

j(ho)enna mcdougall: third

lesbian lynn: ok im gonna see if i can transfer to your chem class :))

daddy kellin: jfc how smart are you

lesbian lynn: idk my dude

me: wHO IS SINGING ALL STAR BY SMASH MOUTH IN ENGLISH

daddy brendon: ITS DALLON

pwussi boy dallon: I FORGOT SOME OF THE WORDS

me: tHATS WHY I ASKED WHO WAS SINGING BC YOU JUST BUTCHERED THE SONG

me: FIGHT ME

pwussi boy dallon: NO FUCK OFF

the OG plug: what the fuck

me: STOP SINGING DALLON NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR BRING ME TO LIFE GO SUCK ON A DICK

pwussi boy dallon: nO IM PASSIONATE ABOUT THIS SONG

ur daddy: IM IN GLOBAL AND TYLER JUST RAN OUT SCREAMING "IM COMING FOR YOU JOSH"

lesbian lynn: IM ADDING THEM BOTH

ukulele boy has joined the chat, invited by lesbian lynn

drum boy has joined the chat, invited by lesbian lynn

ukulele boy: what in tarnation is this trash hole

drum boy: honestly tho

ur daddy: WHY DID YOU TUN OUT OF GLOBAL @ TYLER

ukulele boy: BECAUSE JOSH WENT TO THE BATHROOM WITHOUT ME

j(ho)enna mcdougall: my brother just texted me "stop posting gay pictures on your instagram"

pwussi boy dallon: how old is your brother lmao

j(ho)enna mcdougall: HES A FRESHMAN LMAO

pwussi boy dallon: WAIT IS HIS NAME KYLE

j(ho)enna mcdougall: YEA LMAO

me: KYLE IS IN MY LUNCH PERIOD

daddy brendon: IS HE THE ONE THAT TALKS ABOUT MEMES ALL THE TIME

me: YES

daddy brendon: KYLE IS THE BEST