geoff the wig: awsten and i went to the mall today and we saw brendon and y/n holding hands
natural blue: yes so we sabotaged
pwussi boy dallon: describe sabotaged
geoff the wig: me and awsten held hands
natural blue: then we came between y/n and brendon
geoff the wig: then we held their hands
ur daddy: that's the most boring sabotage i've ever heard of
natural blue: that's what i said but boring geoff over here "didn't wanna get kicked out of the mall"
h dog: GUYS
chris motiontits: oh god there she goes again
me: TELL US
h dog: chris and i are on facetime again
h dog: but this time HE CALLED ME
me: AWWW
vinny is annoying: i think she cracked chris
fuck you ryan: nice maybe now he'll stop being a heartless bitch
chris motiontits: you're on thin fucking ice vinny
daddy brendon: OH BURNNNN
me: i swear to fucking god
me: we finished that 70s show
me: THEN HE STARTED REWATCHING IT
daddy brendon: it's my livelihood
ur daddy: my cat is my livelihood
pwussi boy dallon: pussy
h dog: CHRIS SAID I WAS CUTE
h dog: LIKE OUTLOUD
chris motiontits: relax or i will hang up on you
h dog: NO PLEASE
me: I SHIP IT I SHIP IT I SHIP IT I SHIP
vinny is annoying: wow this is steamy
lesbian lynn: can we all make an agreement to stop saying steamy??
j(ho)enna mcdougall: no, steamy
lesbian lynn: please
ur daddy: steamy
daddy brendon: since it's summer the car gets steamy when y/n and i fuck in there :)
fuck you ryan: ok yeah no more steamy
h dog: chris and i are going on date #2 this weekend :)))))))
chris motiontits: ur adorable
fuck you ryan: AHHHH RYAN AND I DID A GOOD
chris motiontits: she's still not my gf
me: but like she basically is
chris motiontits: how
me: you call her cute, go on dates, facetime her, AND she's your number one best friend on snap
me: you're basically just like me and brendon just without the sex and physical contact in general
vinny is annoying: you like her chris
chris motiontits: this cannot be confirmed or denied at this time
ur daddy: yeah you like her bro
chris motiontits: shut the fuck up you can't tell me what i do and don't like
h dog: D:
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Fanfic• awsten knight: natural blue -> grape boy • brendon urie: daddy brendon • christian anthony: ur fav aussie • clinton cave: sax god • dallon weekes: pwussi boy dallon • geoff wigington: geoff the wig • jenna mcdougall: j(ho)enna mcdougall • kelli...
