fuckboy // BU x Reader

.: fifty :.

daddy brendon: y/n was a virgin before she dated me

me: aND I OOP-

ur daddy: TEA

pwussi boy dallon: put that back ryan

the OG plug: brendon you lucky man

me: STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

h dog: i am

h dog: the big sad

mitty: we sorry bro

j(ho)enna mcdougall: whats that haps

lesbian lynn: how many goddamn times do i have to tell you not to say that

sax god: lil christian broke up with her to focus on music ouchie

h dog: yeah :(( he said we can be friends still so if he lied about that i'll fuck him up

ur fav aussie: relaxxxx we're still pals :))

j(ho)enna mcdougall: good cuz i thought i was gonna have to kick your ass for reals

me: ona happier note it's day 3 at brendon's :)

natural blue: last night geoff snuck through my window and my parents caught him because he tripped and fell

geoff the wig: his parents like me so they let me stay :)

vinny is annoying: i slapped vinny across the face cuz he's a bitch

fuck you ryan: I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING

ur daddy: damn it's what he deserves

vinny is annoying: thank u fellow ryan

ur daddy: of course fellow ryan

lesbian lynn: that was pretty gay are 

lesbian lynn: are y'all gonna kiss now??

ur daddy: it's not gay to kiss your homies goodnight

j(ho)enna mcdougall: me and lynn kiss each other goodnight but it's  really gay

lesbian lynn: my girlfriend speaks the truth

me: that's gay

lesbian lynn: as it should be :)

natural blue: yooo me and geoff are gay!!!!!!!

j(ho)enna mcdougall: awesome!!!!

daddy kellin: i got my phone taken away for three days i am not reading all this garbage

daddy brendon: change ur display name dumb bitch :-)

daddy kellin: fight me :-)

me: BATTLE OF THE FUCKBOYS II

me: PLEASE

daddy brendon: not yet

daddy brendon: the world isn't ready
____________
he's right guys the world isn't ready

-halle