the OG plug: brendon fight me now mother fucker
me: brendon is gonna beat your ass
daddy brendon: true
lesbian lynn: LETS ALL WATCH THE BATTLE OF THE FUCKBOYS LMAO
ur daddy: if brendon wins dallon owes me $50 lmao
pwussi boy dallon: brendon is gonna lose tho
me: stfu ugly
lesbian lynn: sOME GUY JUST DID THE CATCALL WHISTLE AT ME AND I YELLED "IM GAY" LMAO
j(ho)enna mcdougall: me tho
me: oH FUCK BRENDON JUST PUNCH COLSON SO HARD IN THE FACE LMAO
ur daddy: fuck you y/n colson will win
ur daddy: ok never mind he's down
pwussi boy dallon: yES I GET MONEY
daddy brendon: y/n let's fuck bc i won
me: ok
ur daddy: LYNN AND JENNA ARE HOLDING HANDS DJCNSNKXLS
lesbian lynn: fUCK OFF BITCH
ur daddy: I MADE A CUTE COUPLE IM HAPPY
the OG plug: i need weed rn
me: i love brendon sm
pwussi boy dallon: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
daddy brendon: nO
pwussi boy dallon: bRENDON LITERALLY BARGED INTO MY HOUSE WITH Y/N BC I FORGOT TO LOCK THE DOOR
j(ho)enna mcdougall: HAHAHAHA
j(ho)enna mcdougall: LYNN AND I JUST WALKED INTO MY HOUSE HOLDING HANDS AND THEN MY BROTHER WAS LIKE "WHAT THE FUCK" AND THEN SAID "OH YEA YOURE GAY"
ur daddy: HAHAHAHAHAHA
pwussi boy dallon: brendon and y/n are eating all my food and im hella triggered
me: d i e
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Fanfiction• awsten knight: natural blue -> grape boy • brendon urie: daddy brendon • christian anthony: ur fav aussie • clinton cave: sax god • dallon weekes: pwussi boy dallon • geoff wigington: geoff the wig • jenna mcdougall: j(ho)enna mcdougall • kelli...
