fuckboy // BU x Reader

.: forty-four :.

h dog: what up fuckers i got a 60 on my chem regents!!!!

mitty: halle that's failing

h dog: shut the fuck up i thought i was gonna get a 5

lesbian lynn: I GOT A 69

ur daddy: that is not appropriate

daddy brendon: i got a 73 cuz im a cool guy

me: i got an 80 cuz im a cooler guy

daddy brendon: fuck you

me: ok ;)

pwussi boy dallon: pls not here

sax god: yeah fr fuck off

ur fav aussie: SUMMER TIME FUCKERS

daddy kellin: bouta get wild

h dog: i was gonna hoe out this summer

ur fav aussie: bitch you better not

h dog: keyword: WAS

natural blue: yeah learn to read you illiterate fuck

ur fav aussie: fight me smurf boy

me: NOT MY SON NO

j(ho)enna mcdougall: CHRISTIAN CHANGE YOUR FUCKING DISPLAY NAME YOU WHORE

geoff the wig: pls fight i need to be entertained

natural blue: bitch i'll entertain you hold my goddamn hand

geoff the wig: relax bby

the OG plug: who's fighting

daddy brendon: everyone

ur daddy: it's like an orgy but with fighting

me: don't...

me: don't say that...

ur daddy: ORGY
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SUP GUYS!!!! this book is making it's second comeback lol. at 3am i decided it was discontinued but then i read the entire thing and was like "this is hilarious". so here i am. i still have absolutely no plot for this but y'all seem to enjoy this. basically this book is just for laughs lol.

-halle