ur daddy: guys i just got a cat
me: nICE
the OG plug: and i just got more weed lmao
daddy brendon: and i am bored
pwussi boy dallon: me too
me:
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me: pure
daddy brendon: she literally screenshots every selfie i send her
ur daddy: honestly goals
pwussi boy dallon: ryan i think your cat can bring in some pussy ;)
ur daddy: OMG UR RITE GOTTA POST PICS OF MY CAT EVERYWHER E
the OG plug: me but with weed
me:
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me: what a daddy
daddy brendon: oh ?
ur daddy: sO MANY BITCHES R ASKING ME ABOUT MY CAT
pwussi boy dallon: what did i tell you bro ?
me: wow dallon is a genius apparently
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Fanfiction• awsten knight: natural blue -> grape boy • brendon urie: daddy brendon • christian anthony: ur fav aussie • clinton cave: sax god • dallon weekes: pwussi boy dallon • geoff wigington: geoff the wig • jenna mcdougall: j(ho)enna mcdougall • kelli...
