Truth or dare (Pokemon)

Bloopers (1k reads special)

*sighed* The vote will end with a tie, won't it
Well, I make up my mind. I will make bloopers, then Banned Dares tomorrow. That's much satisfied now.
Okay, here we goes

*beep*
Serena: Can anyone tell me how I made Ash blush (so I can do it again)?

Panda: Well, that's....

Kidney: A bit cringy

Jay: I'll tell anyway. It's the best to let them all out

Serena: So what happened?

Jay: So I made you become a pervert. Then you took my glasses, wore it, walked to Ash, but also swayed your hips in front of him. You sat on his lap and asked if he wanted some "personal lessons". Then you took off my glasses and started doing some very "disturbing" thing with it. The last part is too sexual for a PG show, so I can't tell it

Serena: *looked at Ash, blushed* Ash, did I do that?

Ash: *nodded, blushed*

Jay: So, wanna do it again? *offered the glasses*

Serena: *blushed madly* EEEEK! NO!

Kidney: Why don't you wear it, Jay?

Jay: I'm scared of any "additional effects"

Ash:....... I still like Serena Sensei though

*beep*
Newjin: Serena, you have any idea for making Jay notice me?

Serena: Why, he's dense?

Newjin: SO . FRICKEN. DENSE. Even more than Ash (That's true. I have to admit it)

Serena: Well, people said that "The best way to get to a man's heart is through his stomach"

Newjin: Yes! Thanks Sere

*after a while*
Newjin: Hey Brat Dope! What do you think? I make for you

Jay: *stared at the food* THE HECK ARE YOU THINKING?

Newjin: Wait wut?

Jay: GOD DAMN IT, I'M ON A DIET! THIS THING CONTAINS TOO MANY FAT!

Newjin: Oh, uh, sorry. *glared at Serena* See you in hell, honey head

Serena: *laughed nervously*

*beep*
Jay and Kidney: *arguing about who will read their dare*

*5 minutes later*

Jay: I'm sorry

Kidney: Me too

Jay: I feel it too, man

Kidney: I love you

Jay: HOMO! *stabbed Kidney's head*

Kidney: *dead*

Jay: Seriously, can I just go through one chapter without killing you?

May: So my 3rd lover is gay. I see...

*beep*
Kidney: Ok, this time, I read mine

Jay: Okay, tell me what's your dare

Kidney: *whispered to my ear*

Jay: Oh my god....

Kidney: What? Too offensive?

Jay: It just, for the first time in human history, we finally have something in common

Kidney: I know, bro. Hug me