Gangster Jay's last moment

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Kidney: Hey guys, this is the last chapter for Gangster Jay. Our Jay is coming back

Everyone except Jay: Finally!

Paul: No more 18+ dares!

Dawn: No more cancer!

May: No more racist jokes!

Jay: Whatever, let's start!

Serena: Wow, assface is acting normal

Jay: *rolls his eyes* Whatever Serena

Serena: Did he just... call me my actual name?

Kidney: Hey, what's wrong, Dark Jay?

Jay; It just *crying* I won't get a chance to see you guys again!

Panda: Why?

Jay: Normal Jay told me that after this chapter, he will burn my soul forever and send it to Arceus. Even if the readers dare me to come back, it won't work!

Normal Jay: I have to do it! This twerp is destroying this book!

Serena: I have to try this, what if he was lying. Jay, what's my last name?

Jay: Yvonne *sniff*

Serena: And you found anything funny about it?

Jay: No, it's a beautiful name. *crying*

Serena: Wow, I didn't know you feel that

Red: ...

Jay: Look, *sniff* I'm gonna miss all of you. Being in this show for 3 chapters mean a lot to me

Serena: Jay...

Jay: I remember when he started this book one month ago, he had to do some dares like "Make Ash perverted" or any stupid dares from Kidney. But he never leaves any dare, whenever it's stupid or sexual

Serena: Dark Jay, I...

Jay: I know his sense of humor is a bit cringy and cheesy, but he actually tried his best to bring us the best chapter.

Dawn: I feel kinda sad now...

Red: *tears come out*

Jay: Normal Jay said he would have a very busy schedule in the future, so he can't keep publishing books or this one as often as before. He said I had to apologize for what I've done the last 2 chapters before I vanish. So I want to confess a bit before we go on with the dares

Red: ...

Jay: Even if I act like a total dcik, I still like you guys. I only said that to enjoy my time here

May: Dark Jay...

Jay: Serena, there's something I need to tell you, too

Serena: Yes?

Misty: Wow, Gangster Serena is acting nice to her male version

Jay: Serena, I didn't mean to make fun of the name "Yvonne". That's name is fcuking beautiful, I'll tell you that. I don't want to hurt you or any of the author that have the name "Yvonne" in their account. But most importantly, what I really want to say is...

Normal Jay: This is getting too emotional...

Jay: I LOVE YOU!

Serena: WHAT?!

Normal Jay: WHAT?!

The readers: WHAT?!

Jay: Yeah, you are like my female version. I chose you as my target for teasing 'cause I care about you. I make fun of your last name 'cause I want you to notice me. I'm glad that XxWhiteYvonnexX made a dare to bring you here

Serena: Actually you're more like the copy and paste version of me.

Normal Jay: So I asked Gangster Serena to be here to kill him, but that's mean I brought his crush?

Jay: Now I'll be gone for eternity. Take care of yourself

Serena: *sobs* Dark Jay, I...

Normal Jay: Seriously -_-

Kidney: Okay, this cringy stuff needs to be stopped. Let's start with the dares anyway

Ash: Actually you know what? Let's just... say goodbye to Dark Jay and leave

Iris: Yeah, that kid make me don't have the mood

Kidney: Okay, we'll start the dare tomorrow then. Now, Dark Jay, time to be gone

Serena: Wait

Jay: What?

Serena: *kisses Dark Jay*

Kidney: Woah woah woah, WHAT THE HECK?

Everyone: O_O

Normal Jay: O_O

Serena: Goodbye, my male prototype

Jay: Yeah, bye

Kidney: Now, it's time to bring back Jay and Normal Serena

*Dark aura comes out from Jay*

Jay: *yawn* Oh my god, I feel like I was on a killing spree and got shot in the head thousands times. So, what's up?

Serena: *building anger in her body*

Jay: Uh, hey, Serena

Serena: THIS IS FOR CALLING ME BUTTHEAD! *chases Jay around*

Jay: Hey, that's not me! *running around*

Serena: I WILL BEAT YOU UP UNTIL YOU DIE, JAY FLYNN!

Kidney: Well, at least Jay is back to normal...


IMPORTANT, PLEASE READ:

Yeah, I know this chapter was kind of boring and not interesting. But all the things Dark Jay said is true. It actually like my little confession

I lost someone important to me. He's long gone now. I heard that news when I was making another oneshot. To me, he was a best friend. I was very sad and heartbroken, but I tried to forget the pain and make this chapter, just to end this Dark Jay thing

I don't have a really good mood right now, maybe because I was crying for the loss of my best friend. That's why this chapter is a bit sad and unfunny

So, that's the end of my little confession. I hope you guys can understand for me. I really like the supports all of you gave me for this book and for the others. I will soon overcome this pain, and make more chapters for you readers


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