You know what? F**k Sun and Moon. I'm gonna take a break from Pokemon and explore the Anime universe... at least until Serena appears
Serena: 😭
Ash: *pats her back* It's okay... the day will come...
May: Oi, why is she crying?
Ash: It's... actually very hard to say, actually
Jay: (I hope it's not because I made her suffer in my newest book...)
Kidney: (I think it is, man)
Jay: *looks at Kidney* (Woah, you can read my mind?)
Kidney: (Cousins' connection, brother)
Jay: (Cooool!)
Newjin: Pfft... gay...
Jay: Anyway, can you guys shut up? I have some Anime to watch!
Dawn: Let me guess... Pokemon, eh?
Jay: Nobody cares about that stupid show! 😎
Everyone else: 😱
Iris: *stands behind Jay* Hey dirtball! You want to die from the outside or from the inside!?
Jay: 😨 I-I mean... Nobody cares about Sun and Moon! Yeah! I mean Sun and Moon!
S&M crew: 😢
Daray: Do you know what is the most "hilarious" prank Pokemon company has played on fans? Pokemon Ultra Sun and Moon!
Craze: YAY! EVERYTHING IS AWESOME WITH THE WORD "ULTRA"!
Kidney: NO, IT ISN'T! WHY ISN'T GEN 4 CONFIRMED!? 😭
Jay: *pats Kidney's back* Gen 4 isn't confirmed, man.... it never will...
Kidney: 😭😭😭
Newjin: Wow, that helps 😒
Gary: Anyway, got any dare today?
Jay: Can't you see the room is being flooded by these two idiots? *points at Serena and Kidney*
Misty: Geez...
Jay: Okay, now shut up! Nao Tomori is telling Yuu she's his lover, and I want to see what happens next!
Newjin: Fine... keep stucking eyes to those 2D girls of yours 😒
Jay: At least they're better than you 😎
Newjin: NANI!? 😡
Jay: WOOOOAAAHH! I'M SORRY, SIS! 😭
Kidney: Wow... this ship sinks even faster than Titanic
Ash: Uhh, everyone. Serena is still crying here!
Serena: My life is the worst ever! 😭
Jay: *fanboys* OH MA GOD, YES! SHE'S SMILING! SO F**KING BEAUTIFUL!
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Truth or dare (Pokemon)
RandomWell, just like the title said. I will try using my sense of humor as best as I can to make this tortur- I mean entertaining show enjoyable to you guys. Also, I'm gonna sail the ship in this book
