Well, just like the title said. I will try using my sense of humor as best as I can to make this tortur- I mean entertaining show enjoyable to you guys. Also, I'm gonna sail the ship in this book
So this might be the last chapter of Truth or Dare, as I'll go on a study week for the final semester and the Entrance 10 test. I was thinking about doing a blooper, but I couldn't think of any, sorry for that. For this chapter, I'll sum up all the things I found funny and stupid about both Pokemon games and Anime. Let's do this!
When you trade your Pokemon for a Haunter...... holding an Everstone
Your "mom" in Gen 2 games: I remember it went something like this:
le me walking around a forest, received a phone call from "mom"
"Mom": Hey son, remember the money you gave me to keep? Funny story, it's gone. *ends the phone call*
Me: *throws the NDS in the trash can, cries in a corner* MY 2 HOURS OF PLAYING!
Fighting a fisherman...... who has 6 Magikarps:
Me: Hey dude, you have a rod?
Fisherman: No, do you want to fight my 6 magikarps?
Me: Uh, no
Fisherman: TOO BAD! YOU'RE F**KED!
Professor Juniper can get a shiny Minccino:
Professor Juniper: Welcome to world of Pokemon. This is a shiny Minccino, A POKEMON YOU WILL NEVER GET! MUAHAHAHAHA! Anyway, bla bla bla...
Controllable character be like:
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Meeting a sc*mbag opponent (aka me): Let's just say we have a fantastic time battling online...
Kidney: God damn it, my Pokemon is paralyzed!
Me: Too bad! Raichu, uses Double Team!
Kidney: IT'S STILL PARALYZED!
Me: Raichu, use Double Team again!
Kidney: WILL YOU STOP!?
Me: Okay, this is the final blow. Raichu, use...... double team
(And I used it until my Raichu's evasion stat is unable to go higher)
But what about when I didn't have Raichu? Well.....
Kidney: Heck yeah, my Mega Garchomp will sweep your entire team with Outrage! I only need one Garchomp to sweep your 6-pokemon team
Jay: Hmm... that looks strong. Gengar, use Destiny Bond
Zubats in cave when you run out off Max Repel
Finding a Minun in a horde of Plusles (aka Shiny Plusle in some people's views)
