When two gangsters collide and a terrible way to teach children

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Oh yeah, Ash is undensed, so don't need to dare him to be undense

Everyone but Red: *shivering*

Red: ... pathetic...

Kidney: Why do we have to shiver?

Dawn: H-H-He will be here

Panda: Jay?

Kidney: I saw him counting the buses he received for last chapter

Serena: I don't care! He called me Butthead. I'll beat him up once he's back to normal

Kidney: But that means you'll kill him, and kill everyone else

Serena: NOW THAT'S CRAPPY!

Ash: Calm down, Serena

Serena: NO!

May: He will be here right?

Kidney: I'll protect you, May

Drew: No one can touch my April!

May: IT'S MAY, DAMN IT! IT'S BEEN OVER 10 CHAPTERS AND YOU CAN'T EVEN CALL ME MY ACTUAL NAME!

Drew: Whatever you say, June

May: I HATE MY NAME!

Drew: You say every time, December. But I know you like it, August

May: SHUT UP GRASSHEAD!

Drew: Whatever, January

Gary: May should be named June, 'cause she's hot as summer 😏

Misty: ARE YOU FLIRTING OTHER GIRL BUT ME, OAK TREE?!

Gary: What did you say, Misty? You love me, don't ya 😏

Misty: *blushing* NO!

Iris: Geez, what a bunch of kids

Clemont: This need a solution. THE FUTURE IS NOW THANKS TO SCIENCE! CLEMONTIC GEAR ON!

Dawn: Can science drag Dark Jay out of his body

Clemont: Yes, it can! I call it the DRAGDARKJAYOUTOFHISBODYSOHEWILLNOTRECEIVEANYBUSESORHATES 9000

Kidney: Wow, that's creative *sarcasm*

Jay: *busts in the door* ALRIGHT PEOPLE! LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD!

Everyone else: *shivering*

Clemont: My machine, suck Dark Jay out of his body!

Jay: Oh yeah, try me b!tch

*the machine starts working, but Dark Jay is too strong that it explodes*

Jay: Your machine is useless, Lemonbrain

Serena: No one can call Clemont like that! (But us)

Jay: You said something, Butthead? I can see your head much rounder

Serena: Grrr...

Jay: Are you going to take a poop? So why did you make that noise?

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