Anyone still remembers the "Anime Girls/Waifus list" I made that had like 28 and people were like "Oh ma Arceus, Newjayshipping is sinking!" ? Yeah, that was funny 😂
Alright, without further or do, enjoy this god damn chapter... with a tag in the end
Jay: Hello readers. We're back in Truth or Dare.
Newjin: ...
Poophead: ...
Dawn: That presentation was too terrible, you know?
Jay: Then what do you want!? Talking about something nonsense until the rest of the chapter!?
Newjin: I think this is not a t or d show anymore. It turns out like a show featuring a bunch of idiots shouting at each other
Jay: Sorry, I forgot to turn off Cap Lock while doing this
Poophead: How long I have to keep this name tag again? It's so stupid!
May: It shows your role, anyway. A piece of-
Jay: NO! I'M THINKING OF BRINGING PG BACK TO LIFE! AND I CAN'T LET YOU IDIOTS RUIN MY PLAN!
Newjin: I think you should throw away that plan, because PG won't be able to survive for 500 words, anyway
Jay: Damn it, painful truth, but you're right!
Arceus: Hey Jayboi, wanna have an argument again?
Jay: Oh sorry, God-san. After all, we already know who will be the winner. You just lose every time!
Arceus: How dare you disrespecting me!?
Jay: To me, THE ONE AND ONLY GOD I PRAISE IS LORD HEL-
Poophead: *covers Jay's mouth* IF YOU SPIT OUT THAT NAME, THIS ROOM WILL BE CURSED BY "HIM", YOU KNOW THAT!?
Jay: *pulls his hand off* Urgh, your hand is so stinky (just like your head)
Serena: Does anyone actually realize me and Ashy are losing screen times?
Drew: You two didn't! The most memorable moments you have with Ash is the Yaoi one 😁
Gary: *punches the wall* THIS IS ALL MY FAULT!
Ash: STOP PUNCHING THE WALL!
Lana: Yay, I was a star character in the last two episode of Pokemon!
Serena: WHO CARE!?
Ash: Uh... Serena-chan... the readers are... you know... reading...
Serena: Oh *smiles warmly* Hi readers. Don't mind about what I've said to Lana. This is all... part of the script! Yeah!
Lana: *sitting in a dark corner* No it's not...
Poophead: Btw, do you think that the S&M group is... losing screen times as well?
Mallow: Yeah, in fact...
Lillie: We're supposed to be the star of this stupid show!
Jay: No, you're not
Mallow and Lillie: *joins Lana in the dark corner*
Jay: And there they are... just like where the S&M deserves to be in the Pokemon anime history
YOU ARE READING
Truth or dare (Pokemon)
RandomWell, just like the title said. I will try using my sense of humor as best as I can to make this tortur- I mean entertaining show enjoyable to you guys. Also, I'm gonna sail the ship in this book
