Newjin: Jay, can I ask you something?
Jay: What, Nebby?
Newjin: Have you ever thought of... us being a family?
Jay: Hmm... Why yes! I did thought of that before!
Panda: *gasp* Jay, you admit it!
Jay: Yeah, but living in a bag would be a bad experience, so the answer is no!
Newjin: 💔
Kidney: *mumble* Just wait, Jay, you won't expect what will happen today
Jay: You said something, Poophead?
Kidney: N-Nothing, hehe...
Serena: Geez, Jay, stop hiding your feeling
Jay: What, you don't know what I'm thinking...
Serena: Oh yes I do! You were thinking about getting married!
Jay: *blushes* What?! N-No!
Ash: Serena, are you...
Jay: Okay! Who the heck just dared Serena to be a psychic?!
Kidney: *slowly raises hand*
Jay: SERIOUSLY?!
Kidney: What? I think it's cool
Jay: ...
Drew: Wow, Jay just turned to Red
Dawn: I think he can't hide his thought from now on
Mallow: Wow, a bush can read mind? Fascinating...
Serena: Oh wow, a cabbage can talk? Interesting...
Misty: Their rivalry is even more interesting than Ash and Calem
Calem: I didn't even appear in the Anime!
Ash: Because Pokemon company has brain. They know who is best for making money
Jay: So the whole Amourshipping thing is just for profit?
Serena: Sadly, it is...
Jay: What a dark side of Amourshipping
Ash: Yeah, we are their money maker
Kidney: Can we just get to the dare? I'm getting tired!
Jay: Alright! Anyway, this is the first one. *read the dare* oh, old memories...
Cilan: What? Too nostalgic?
Jay: It's a truth, actually
Kidney: Finally! A truth! That song can be played now!
Jay: I think all the dares today are about... me
May: Yes! Feel the punishment, Jay...
Serena: In his mind, he's scared
Jay: CAN YOU STOP READING MY MIND?!
Serena: Or what?
Kidney: Since when Serena became just like that?
Jay: There's only one reason *glares at Mallow*
Mallow: *thinking* What?! I just try to make Ash notice
Serena: *whispers to Mallow* He won't, Cabbage. Ash is mine!
Mallow: AAAH! HOW COULD YOU...
Serena: Let's just say I'm-
Jay: Stop! Just stop!
Serena: I didn't finish my sentence!
Jay: That meme is being overused, and I don't want to bring it out for entertainment purpose
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Truth or dare (Pokemon)
RandomWell, just like the title said. I will try using my sense of humor as best as I can to make this tortur- I mean entertaining show enjoyable to you guys. Also, I'm gonna sail the ship in this book