Jay: *reading all the dares*
Kidney: *complaining about life and school*
Red: *singing a bunch of random songs*
Ash: *wiggling his butt*
Serena: *nosebleed*
Misty: *try not to look but got her eyes burned*
Gary: *making lots of pervert joke*
The readers *try to climb over the fourth wall*
Jay: OKAY! Time to get to business.
Everyone else: *sarcasm* yay...
Kidney: Let's start now, shall we? *winks "cutely"*
Jay: *vomits*
Kidney: Woah, you ate pizza yesterday?
Jay: Uh, yeah, thanks to you 😒
Serena: Oh c'mon, I can do better than him *winks at Ash*
Mallow: Oh yeah, bush head? *winks at Ash*
Lillie: I can do it better than them! *winks at Ash*
Ash: *nosebleed*
Jay: Lucky guy...
Serena: What do you think you're doing, lettuce head?
Mallow: Oh I'm making him have a crush on me! Jealous, Bushbrain?
Serena: YOU WANT A FIGHT?!
Mallow: YOUR ON!
Clemont: Uh, real quick. I think you should say "you're" not "your"
Serena and Mallow: THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! HEY! THAT'S MY LINE! STOP COPYING ME! GRRRRR!
Panda: Jay, should you...
Jay: Nah, I like cat fight. Let's see where this is going...
Mallow: Wanna hear a joke? The face you made in the Rhyhorn racing episode, when you still had your stupid long hair
Serena: Wanna hear a joke? The face you made when Poppilo and Pikachu flew away in a bubble
Mallow: Wanna hear a joke? All of your high-pitched screams!
Serena: Wanna hear a joke? Your stupid Pokemon
Mallow: Wanna hear a joke? Ash is shipped with Brock and Gary!
Serena: Wanna hear a joke? Your chest is flatter than-
Jay: ENOUGH! The PG system is broken, and I have to take a potato to replace it!
Gary: I want to hear what Serena was about to say 😏
Misty: You don't say...
Gary: What? You triggered? 😏
Misty: Whatever!
Serena: What a waste of my time!
Mallow: Oh you better wait. 'Cause when you finally get to Alola, Ash probably fell in love with me before
Ash: Ok, girls! Stop arguing!
Serena: Ash! I'm scared! *hides behind Ash*
Ash: This again? 😑 *thinking* Wow, she looks so cute when she does that
YOU ARE READING
Truth or dare (Pokemon)
RandomWell, just like the title said. I will try using my sense of humor as best as I can to make this tortur- I mean entertaining show enjoyable to you guys. Also, I'm gonna sail the ship in this book
