Bluhpuhs (11k reads special)

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I should've done this before. Let's do this! Bloopers, here we go!

*beep*

Kidney: So our first dare is- oh no. I'll be right back. There's a "personal business" I need to take care

Jay: *lightbulb appears on the head* *tap a song in his phone*

GOTTA GO FAST! GOTTA GO FAST! GOTTA GO FASTER FASTER F-F-FASTER!

Kidney: WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT PLAYING THAT SONG WHEN I HAVE TO PEE!?

Jay: Sorry, habit

May: Uh, Kidney?

Kidney: Oh yes. Gotta go now!

Daray: *plays another song*

LET IT GO! LET IT GO! CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE!

Kidney: DAMN IT!

Jay: For the first time ever, I actually like you, my counterpart

All the boys: He and his dirty jokes...

All the girls: Geez...

*beep*

Calem: Hey Ash

Ash: What?

Calem: I need to ask you this. I've been keeping this for a long time

Ash: Go ahead

Calem: Who do you think is the most overpowered in fanfics, so far?

Ash: Hmm... I think I know who...

Calem: Say no more. Let's say it together. 3...2...1...

Ash and Calem: You

Calem: WHAT!?

Ash: You always start off as a badass!

Calem: You always start off as a girl stealer!

Ash: Well, I think you just mad 'cause you're single! (Steven Universe, anyone?)

Calem: Shut up, Mr. Overpowered!

Ash: Shut up, Mr. Bus Eater!

Jay: CAN YOU TWO CLONES JUST SHUT UP!?

*beep*

Serena: *watching Ash got chased by Kiawe for losing his Z crystal* I'm disappointed, Ash

Ash: But why? 😭

Serena: You can just face him, like how you faced Lysandre

Ash: I'm sorry, okay? I only have a secret technic of running away!

Serena: Did you just make a JoJo's reference?

Ash: *crying* Serena, what are you talking about? I almost got killed! There's no time for a JoJo's reference

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