Truth or dare (Pokemon)

Jay's life secrets

*in the male hosts meeting room*

Kidney: Woah, what happened to you, man?

Jay: *covers with bruises, blood and cuts* I was chased by Serena, and I think we have broken all of the equipments inside the T&D room

Kidney: That's what you get for calling her Butthead in the last 3 chapters

Jay: THAT WAS DARK JAY!

Kidney: And also for teaching Bonnie how baby was made

Jay: THAT WAS ALSO HIM!

Kidney: Anyway, we have something to do in this room

Jay: What is it?

Kidney: I think it's time for the question I've prepared for you

Jay: For what?

Kidney: This book has reached 2.5k reads, so I think this will be a little gift for the supporting from the readers

Jay: I thought you made a 2k reads vote

Kidney: We will announce in March 18th.

Jay: I think I need to check it

Kidney: NO! You will ruin the surprise 😏

Jay: I don't like that face you made...

Kidney: You know, I did a little "check" and I think your future won't be beautiful, Jay 😏

Jay: That face again...

Kidney: Anyway, let's start the questions

Tell me all the nicknames you have received so far

Jay: Okay, here we go, I guess. Let's see...

Airhead (from some of the girls in my class)

Pervy Jaysie (from my best friend because of how dirty-minded I am)

Rockhead (given by my crush because of how dense I am)

Flynnbogason (this was given when my friends saw a soccer player named Finnbogason)

Jay Flynn MTP (this is based on a singer in my country. I think he quite popular to many countries)

And the worst of all, Flynnie-boy (given by my class and my teacher)

Kidney: Is that so, Flynnie-boy?

Jay: I swear to god if anyone of the readers spit out that name, I will... I will...

Kidney: You will what?

Jay: I WILL FINE ALL OF THEM! (guess whose catchphrase is)

Kidney: Anyway, next question. I think all the readers want to know this

Who is Dark Jay based on?

Jay: Dark Jay is actually the face of all the Amourshipping haters, that's why he is opposite from me

Kidney: So that's why Dark Jay insulted the last name "Yvonne"

Jay: Yeah, I have a brother who always talk trash about "Yvonne"

Kidney: And who is it?

Jay: Uh, you. Dark Jay is actually the dark side of you

Kidney: Uh, I, erm

Jay: Anyway, a little spoiler here. Dark Jay will appear in any of my books. I'm not gonna say which book will be chosen for Dark Jay, just wait and see

Kidney: Anyway, next question

Do you have a girlfriend?

Jay: I... I...

Kidney: Just spit it out!

Jay: *pfff* No, I don't

Kidney: Really, I can see you sweating

Jay: Urghhh, FINE! I used to have one. Her nickname is Newjin. In my class they called us as "NewJayShipping", which I found it kinda ridiculous. However, her family moved to the US and lives there permanently. So I had to end the relationship with her and we just considered as friend. So technically, I'm still available

Kidney: Wow, having a girlfriend and now she has to live in Trump's era. That's sad 😢

Jay: Dafuq are you talking about?

Kidney: Anyway, here's the next one

In one of your books called "Hardcore and Shyness" (first sequel), I can see you used the word "baka" a lot. So how many "baka" inside that book?

Jay: Hmm, I did a little counting when that book was finished, and it was... 23. But I don't remember which chapter has the most

Kidney: Next question

Beside "Hardcore and Shyness", where did you take inspiration for the others?

Jay: Interesting question. So Body Swap was based on a Disney movie called "The Swap", but it also had a little emotion from Kimi No Na Wa, the anime that we ended up crying when we watched it, remember?

Kidney: I hugged you when I was crying...

Jay: WHY DID YOU TELL THAT TO THEM?!

Kidney I thought it was a bro hug

Jay: Just shut up! Anyway, Robotics is based on a book I read before. It was about a girl, who was sold to a doctor as his slave. But he didn't treat her like trash and just took care of her as his daughter. It was a Vietnamese book with the English name: "The girl in rag"

Kidney: Interesting...

Jay: Any question left?

Kidney: There's one, actually

Do you have a YouTube channel?

Jay: Why yes, I do. But that channel is kinda crappy, filled with a bunch of clickbaits and Minecraft, because I was about 11 years old when I made it.

Kidney: *chuckles* Minecraft... Really dude? 😂

Jay: I'm thinking about making a new channels, which focus on song covers, sung by me, and some Pokemon stuffs. If you want to see my real face, just wait until I announce it. And as soon as the new channel gets enough subscribers, I will send my old channel to space

Kidney: Or you just simply just delete all the clickbaits from your current channel and start uploading new one

Jay: Oh...

Kidney: Ok, this is the last question. I think this will bring deep thought to you

When will you stop being an Amourshipper?

Jay: Wait, what?

Kidney: You know, not many shipping survived in a year. So, if this shipping become less popular, will you stop being an Amourshipper?

Jay: Ok, listen. When my oneshot book reaches 1k reads, I will make a oneshot about this topic. It will be deep, I would say

Kidney: Ok, that's all for this chapter. I believe we should get back to the T&D room

Jay: I just hope Serena has calmed down

Kidney: Hope so too, bro

How long will I stay as an Amourshipper, and what's the future for Amourshipping, huh? Interesting...