Truth or dare (Pokemon)

Pokemon Facebook (Last chapter #1)

Ok, I know I made a vote, but I think that's not enough for y'all to live without me. So this is what I think. I'll make "from bottom to the top". That means I'll do from the least votes to the most votes. And this is it, Pokemon Facebook.

Wynaut has updated his status: I got arrested 😢

Comments:

Torchic: Poor you, I don't care

Mudkip: What happened?

Magikarp: Karp?

Wynaut: A police asked me what I killed a person, but I didn't do that

Treecko: And your answer?

Wynaut: Wynaut

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Serena has updated her status: That moment when you killed the entire shipping community with your lips

Comments:

Misty: Dang it, Serena

May: I haven't tried his lips yet ;-;

Serena: But I feel like he'd been kissed before. I wonder who?

Melody: It's me, b**ch!

That Latias from Pokemon movie: What about me?

Delia: I kissed him when he was a child

Serena: God dang it...

Iris: You're such a kid. You must accept it

Serena: At least he wasn't kissed by a boy

Gary: Well...

Brock: To be honest...

Alain: We kinda...

Serena: Dang it, all of you! Can this day be worse?! But hey, except Latias, he wasn't kissed by a male Pokemon

Pikachu: *smirks* Ya think?

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Ash has updated his status: What's a kiss?

Comments:

Serena: *punches her face multiple times*

Dawn: Really Ash?

Serena: YOU'VE DONE THIS BEFORE!

Ash: Oh, "that"? It was friendly gesture, I think

Serena: ...

*Serena has logged off to die in a fire* (I know, FNAF 3 reference)

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Jay has updated his status: I wonder if I could become a titan

Comments:

Kidney: Why don't you try?

Jay: Okay. *bites his finger* OWWW, IT'S HURTFUL!

Kidney: You're okay, bro?

Jay: I don't know, let me try again *bites his finger again* OH MY FROGGING GOD, BLOOD IS COMING OUT!