Dear Enemy, I Am Sorry (DEIAS #1)

But I can't let go

ThePanda_101: tell me.

ThePanda_101: you can't ignore me forever.

ThePanda_101: tell me. . .

ThePanda_101: . . . Or you will pay the price.

ThePanda_101: JUST FREAKING TELL ME

JordanOliver: hi

ThePanda_101: I WAS RIGHT. I WAS RIGHT. YOU CAN NOT IGNORE ME FOREVER. YOU LOVE ME TOO MUCH!!!!!!!!

JordanOliver: shut up

ThePanda_101: BUT YOU LOVE ME. AND I NEED TO SHOUT FROM THE MOUNTAINS THAT I THINK YOU ARE AN IDIOT!

JordanOliver: jerk.

ThePanda_101: dumdeirk.

JordanOliver: no. Create a different thing to 'tease' me with

ThePanda_101: okay, RIVERLOVER101

JordanOliver: not that either.

ThePanda_101: oh well, then I guess all that's left is. . .

JordanOliver: what?

ThePanda_101: (nothing)

JordanOliver: seriously, WHAT?!

ThePanda_101: TELL ME THE TRUTH

JordanOliver: WHAT?!

ThePanda_101: TELL ME HOW YOU KNOW MY ADDRESS

JordanOliver: I just do.

ThePanda_101: HOW?!

JordanOliver: I-I. . .

ThePanda_101: TELL ME

ThePanda_101: I won't tell!

JordanOliver: ha ha. Very likely.

ThePanda_101: I'm serious!

JordanOliver: no

ThePanda_101: TELL ME OR I WILL SHAKE YOU DOWN TOMORROW FOR THE ANSWER IN FROT OF YOUR CONFUSED GIRLFRIEND THAT IS REALLY NICE.

JordanOliver: what?

ThePanda_101: I just wanted to put it out there that your girlfriend is nice.

JordanOliver: SHE IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND. EMMA IS JUST A FRIEND WHO HAS A CRUSH ON ME.

ThePanda_101: I GET THAT SHE IS A FRIEND, BUT SHE IS AWESOME. SHE IS NOT ONE OF THOSE SUPER BENCHY DRAMA QUEENS IN CLICHÉ MOVIES. SHE IS AMAZING. SO DATE HER OR I WILL FORCE YOU TO. YOU-

ThePanda_101: TWO ARE PERFECT TOGETHER. I HAVE CREATED A NEW SHIP. EMORDAN OR JORMA. JORMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JordanOliver: no. STOP.

ThePanda_101: are you sure? I am going to play matchmaker and make you two go out on a date. Trust me, you won't regret it 😉

JordanOliver: yes I will.

JordanOliver: fine. But only one date.

ThePanda_101: I knew you would agree!

JordanOliver: and what do I get in return?

ThePanda_101: the pleasure of talking to me of course 😊

(ThePanda_101 has logged out)

JordanOliver: shut up.

😉 yup. I want to play matchmaker. I WANT TO PLAY MATCHMAKER. I AM SO SORRY I HAVE NOT (in this chapter) SHOWED OFF MY GERMAN SKRILLZ.