River POV:
"So. More movies?"
"YOU KNOW ME SO WELL! Now which genre? Horror or any other type of movie?"
"Of course any other type! I hate horror movies! You know that!"
"Okay. In that case, horror it is!"
"I knew I shouldn't have said that."
"Then why did you say that?"
"I thought you had a heart."
"Common mistake."
"Sooooooooooooo. . . What movie are we watching?"
"This one isn't going to be scary at all. It's just a zombie slaying love story thing."
"That's a thing now?"
"YES!!! Pride and Prejudice and Zombies!"
"Le VHAT?"
"WE ARE WATCHING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Great. . ."
"Aww! You don't seem excited! Why not?"
"It's a horror movie. Put the pieces together."
"But it seriously isn't scary!"
"You said Coraline wasn't scary."
"THAT IS BECAUSE IT ISN'T!!!!"
"But I got scared."
"BWA HA HA HA HA!!!"
"And I was scared of walls for three months after that."
"I just made you watch Coraline a few days ago."
"But you didn't make me watch it the first time around."
"WHO MADE YOU WATCH IT!!!!! I WANT TO MEET THAT PERSON. WE CAN MAKE YOUR LIFE MISERABLE TOGETHER!!!!!"
"No you won't."
"Why not?"
"Because Cheryl made me watch it."
"Okay, so we gonna watch PPZ or what?"
"Fine."
A few minutes into the movie, Le Fish screamed.
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