River: BOLD
Jordan: ITALICS
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"HEART BEATS FAST"
"Hi???"
"OH MY GOSH!!!! YOU RUINED IT!!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAY 'colors and promises'"
"How to be brave?"
"HOW CAN I LOVE WHEN I'M AFRAID TO FALL. . ."
"Watching you stand. A-lone."
"NNNNNNOOOOO!!! IT'S 'BUT WATCHING YOU STAND ALONE'!!!!!!!!!!"
"Fine. BUT watching you stand alone."
"ALL OF MY DOUBT, SUDDENLY GOES AWAY SOMEHOW"
"One step closer. . ."
"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!! WE SING THE CHORUS TOGETHER FISHY MO MO!"
"Well I am sssssssoooooooo sorry. So sorry that I'm not sorry at all."
"I KNOW YOU WERE SPEAKING IN SARCASM DUDE, I CAN HEAR IT. JUST GO ON WITH THE AMAZING DUET!!!"
"Are you- are you calling me amazing? I am so honored."
"No. I'm calling myself amazing, thank you very much."
"I disagree with that false claim!!!!!!!!"
"Who cares what you think??!!!"
"Me."
"See, even your mom doesn't care about what you say."
"Rude. But we are going on with the duet, right?"
"YOU WANT TO SING WITH ME AND HEAR MY HIDEOUS VOICE. YOU DO LOVE ME!!!!!"
"I don't love you. And by the way, you have an incredible singing voice. It sounds so much like a dying goat."
"YOU COMPLIMENTED ME!!!! YOU LOVE ME! YOU LOVE ME!"
"Shut. The. Heck. Up. Or. Else."
"Or else what RiverLover101?"
"Nothing."
"Great! Now let's continue with the duet!"
"Nope. I'm changing it to a different song!"
"Ugh. You sound way too cheery about this."
"I don't care, anyways. The song is called Summertime Sadness. You sing the lyrics first."
"Fine. . . K- No. You chose this song to make me say something!"
"Correct, genius."
"That's RIGHT SUCKERS!!!! I AM A GENIUS WITH A CAPITAL G!"
"Did I just fuel your ego?"
"What do you think Fishy mo mo?"
"Yup."
"AND THE DUMB IDIOTIC JERK GETS THE QUESTION RIGHT!"
(Fishy Mo Mo has hung up the call)
"RUDE!!!!"
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