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ThePanda_101: Made you into a real smurf!
*picture*
The_Smurf: WHO
The_Smurf: R
The_Smurf: U
The_Smurf:...
"OH. MY. GOSH. HE IS COMING. THIS IS HORRIBLE!!! AND AWESOME!!! But like. . . WHAT IF I DO SOMETHING WRONG???!!!"
"Are you calling the right person? And I know, I'm a miracle."
"NO! What the heck are you on. I'm not talking about you. I'm talking about someone else that's going to be at the dinner. Ugh. You are so conceited."
"Who are you talking about then?"
"Evan Johnson."
"And he is. . ."
"What are you talking about?"
"What is he to you?"
"Huh?"
"Like is he your friend, enemy-"
"NNNNOOOO! He is not my enemy! That spot is already taken by someone else!"
"Who takes up the enemy slot then?"
"Well I'm talking to him right now."
"Jerk."
"No. You are the jerk. In fact, you are an idierk."
"We are not bringing that up again!"
"Oh yes we are Fishy Mo Mo!"
"Fine. But what is Evan to you?"
"If you can't tell by my complaining, the-"
"Your crush?"
"And the smurf is correct!"
"So why aren't you talking to your friend about this?"
"Because he's busy! Duh."
"What is he busy doing?"
"He's busy trying to not go on the road trip to Alaska."
"To Alaska? How would you ever drive there?! You'd have to go through Canada!"
"That was sarcasm. If your tiny little peanut brain can't process that, then I don't know what you can process."
"Oh. So my brain is that small?"
"SEE?! YOUR BRAIN CAN NOT PROCESS YOUR IDIOTICNESS!"
"Well I think that you are smart too."
"I know, because I'm awesome. Unlike you. *flips hair*"
"I can just imagine you flipping your hair and smiling right now."
"That's because I am. *flips hair again*"
"You just flipped your hair again, didn't you?"
"How did you know? Do you stalk me?"
"No. Your hair is literally creating a sound that I can hear!"
"Keep telling yourself that. I know you love me. *winks*"
"Are you winking right now?"
"YOU ARE STALKING ME! ARE YOU NOT FISHY?!"
"No. I've just gotten to know you."
"They all say that. *flips hair again*"
"Why do you keep flipping your hair?"
"I CAN SEE YOU! GET THE HECK OUT OF MY BACKYARD!"
-Connection lost-
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