^Picture of Ao and Raph in the whole zeppeline thing on the last chapter. I drew that a year ago. Lmfao *shrugs*
If Ao has a banjo instead of a frying pan.
Ao
It was a dark and stormy night.
Lol. Cliché. Ahem!
Here we go. And by the way, just so you won't get confused, this is where everything is the same except I have a banjo. Which is an extra point.
BUT I STILL LOVE STEPHEN.
Enjoy.
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"I'M NAMING HIM JEFFERSON. SON OF JEFF."
"Kid! Get down from there!"
I started strumming the chords and sang.
Or well.. if you count belting out lyrics as singing.
Oh, and I have absolute zero knowledge on a banjo so.. strumming means.. pulling the strings fastly while pretending to know how to play it..
"I SEE A LITTLE SILLOUETHO OF A MAN,
SCARABOUSE SCARABOUSE WILL YOU DO DA PANDANGO???????!!!!!"
"You're waking the neighbours!"
I dodged a flying boot thrown at my direction from nearby window. A grumble about cats was heard before I screamed again.
"-VERY VERY FRIGHTENING
GALILEO
GALILEO
GALILEO
GALILEO-"
"SHUT UP!!!!" Someone screeches and I dodged another flying thing. This time it's a fancy plate.
"I'M JUST A POOR BOY NOBODY LOVES ME
HE'S JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY."
"ENOUGH!!"
Holy cheesecake, did that guy just throw a freaking stove???
How did he defies physics????? I need to know!!!
"WHEN TOMORROW COMES (NEVER)
I'LL BE ON MY OWN (SINGLE HERE)
FEELING FRIGHTENED OF
THE THINGS THAT I DON'T KNOW (RAPH TEACH ME HOW TO DRIVE A CAR)
WHEN TOMORROW COMES
WHEN TOMORROW COMES
WHEN TO-MORROW FREA-KING COMES."
I dodged a flying toaster. The devil spawn it is.
"I AM SINGING HERE."
"Good grief no.."
"YES.
WAKE ME UP (WAKE ME UP INSIDE)
I CAN'T WAKE UP (TURN ON THE ALARM)
SAVEEEE MEEEHHHH (CALL ME MAYBE NAH DON'T I'M ASLEEP)."
"IDIOTIC GREEN PEOPLE!" A man yelled. He's looking out from the window, glaring at us.
Raph froze and i blinked. He then shuts off his window loudly. His wife,-probably-, was heard talking to him.
"Did he just-?"
"Aye."
"He didn't scream?"
"Straight white men.." I gritted through my teeth, pulling off few strings slowly to add the effect.
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